Barry Bostwick credited as playing...
Thunderbolt
- Thunderbolt: [about getting hit in the head by Cruella DeVil] That hurt. That really hurt!
- Patch: I knew you were faking it.
- Lightning: [suddenly, out of nowhere, he appears and chuckles] He's been faking it, all right.
- Thunderbolt: Lightning, little buddy.
- Lightning: I am NOT your little buddy! And you are no wonder dog. This kid trusted you, and look where it's got him.
- Patch: What's he mean?
- Lightning: He's been lying to you all day, kid. He doesn't care about you, or your family. He was just trying to get his name in the paper, and SAVE his job. Ask him!
- Thunderbolt: NO!
- [suddenly attempts to come clean]
- Thunderbolt: Well, yeah, but - but...
- Lightning: [in a mocking tone] But - but - but. Hey, Genius! You're no hero! You're a fraud!
- [In a treacherously slime-ball tone]
- Lightning: And by the way, there never really was a plan to recast you. I just had to get you out of the way.
- [grins evilly at him, then starts to head back toward the exit with a wicked chuckle and a devious look on his face]
- Lightning: And now, I get to go take your place on the show! MY SHOW!
- [laughs a big evil laugh, and exits, just as it is about to storm outside]
- Patch: You lied to me?
- Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
- Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
- Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
- Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us!
- Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real!
- Thunderbolt: [lands on a cat after 'saving' it from being stuck in a tree] There you are, my good man. No need to thank me. The look on your face is thanks enough. Now smile for the cameras.
- [No one is taking pictures]
- Thunderbolt: Hey, that's strange. Where are all the photographers? The press is always around when I do something. What's the matter with you English people? Are you all having tea? How am I supposed to get my job back if you're all having tea?