Charlotte Church credited as playing...
Olivia Edmonds
- Paul Kerr: The chocolates are for you and the flowers are for Rebecca, your mum. Unless you want the flowers. And we can give her the chocolates. Or you could have them both and we could get her something else entirely. You know, like a bottle of wine or a fruit basket or some sort of cheese.
- Olivia Edmonds: That will be lovely for both of us. We'll fight over them later.
- Olivia Edmonds: Can I have twenty pounds please Mum?
- Rebecca Edmonds: Why?
- Olivia Edmonds: Well, I need currency to have a viable existence in a capitalist society.
- Gordano: Ask a stupid question...
- Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: [re: Olivia's moped] Still riding that little hairdyer, are you? I thought you'd've had a Harley by now.
- Olivia Edmonds: Try telling Mum.
- Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Poor mother, white sheep of the family.
- Rebecca Edmonds: Why are you always asking me for money?
- Olivia Edmonds: I'm a teenager. It's our thing.
- Rebecca Edmonds: It wasn't what you think.
- Olivia Edmonds: It was. It was Paul Kerr, my father. He didn't want his kid around cramping his style.
- Rebecca Edmonds: No.
- Olivia Edmonds: My father didn't want me.
- Rebecca Edmonds: He doesn't know.
- Olivia Edmonds, Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: What?
- Rebecca Edmonds: Well, what if he'd taken you away with all his fancy lawyers and given you one of those stupid popstar kids' names, like Flowerbell or-or Moonbeam or-or Kipper or something?
- Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: You would have grown up the child of somebody famous. Would that be a good idea? Julian Lennon, Victoria Sellers... Mickey Humperdink?