Nick Searcy credited as playing...
Brian Lewis
- Mays Gilliam: [on a bullhorn outside Lewis's office] Yo, Lewis! Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller! Yo, Lewis!
- Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.
- Brian Lewis: Aw, give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.
- Advisor: [distressed] He talked about your mother, sir!
- Brian Lewis: So what?
- Lewis' mother: [Lewis's mother enters and slaps him] Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?
- Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
- Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
- Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!
- Mays Gilliam: Yo, Lewis. Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo, Lewis. Your mother got a really big ass.
- Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.
- Brian Lewis: Give me one good reason to debate that jerk.
- Advisor: He talked about your mother, sir.
- Brian Lewis: So what?
- Lewis' mother: [walks up to Brian and slaps him in the face] Are you just going to let him talk about me like that?