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Jesus, Mary and Joey

  • 2005
  • PG-13
  • 1h 45m
IMDb RATING
4.7/10
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Marley Shelton and Vincent Pagano in Jesus, Mary and Joey (2005)
ComedyRomance

Aimless 20-something Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with childhood schoolmate Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary,' th... Read allAimless 20-something Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with childhood schoolmate Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary,' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty who has returned to the old nei... Read allAimless 20-something Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with childhood schoolmate Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary,' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty who has returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns that her cure was the result... Read all

  • Director
    • James Quattrochi
  • Writer
    • Vincent Pagano
  • Stars
    • Vincent Pagano
    • Marley Shelton
    • Jennifer Esposito
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  • IMDb RATING
    4.7/10
    442
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • James Quattrochi
    • Writer
      • Vincent Pagano
    • Stars
      • Vincent Pagano
      • Marley Shelton
      • Jennifer Esposito
    • 9User reviews
    • 1Critic review
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Vincent Pagano
    Vincent Pagano
    • Joey Vitello
    Marley Shelton
    Marley Shelton
    • Mary O'Callahan
    Jennifer Esposito
    Jennifer Esposito
    • Frankie Vitello
    Olympia Dukakis
    Olympia Dukakis
    • Sophia Vitello
    Jason Gedrick
    Jason Gedrick
    • Tony Cappucino
    Stacy Keach
    Stacy Keach
    • Jack O'Callahan
    Tess Harper
    Tess Harper
    • Liz O'Callahan
    Judith Scarpone
    Judith Scarpone
    • Angelina Vitello
    John Capodice
    John Capodice
    • Joey Vitello, Sr.
    Mike Pagano
    • Mikey Vitello
    Charles Durning
    Charles Durning
    • Teddy the Bartender
    Dan Lauria
    Dan Lauria
    • Father Gino
    Hallie Eisenberg
    Hallie Eisenberg
    • Melissa
    • (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
    Michele Santopietro
    Michele Santopietro
    • Amber
    John Mariano
    John Mariano
    • Carlo
    Robert Costanzo
    Robert Costanzo
    • Rocco
    Angelo Spizzirri
    Angelo Spizzirri
    • Tommy
    Peter Onorati
    Peter Onorati
    • Jamie
    • Director
      • James Quattrochi
    • Writer
      • Vincent Pagano
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    10pamcox

    A very pleasant surprise

    I had never heard of this movie and happened upon it. I was strangely drawn to it and found it very sweet and endearing. I enjoyed the storyline and was moved by the fact that, although the characters are all different and at times argumentative, they learn to accept one another and their differences. As a Chrsitian, I enjoyed the fact that we can embrace our differences; we have the same common goal. I thought it was definitely watchable and hope to see it again and share it with others. It is very refreshing to see a movie written by a young man, that contains this sort of content. I also appreciated that he didn't write the characters to seem perfect, yet flawed as they are, they are lovable.
    9bedfords

    Funny and Inspirational

    I laughed and was inspired as I watched this sensitive portrayal of a complex relationship between Joey, a young Roman Catholic, and a born-again young lady named Mary. The central characters were complex, not the one-dimensional types often seen in this kind of story. (I am tired of seeing born-again Christians portrayed as either "holier-than-thou" or hypocrites.) Additional characters were somewhat zany and made this a really funny movie to watch. I especially enjoyed the contrast between the two families, although they were too stereotypical. The most appealing feature of the movie is the development of the dynamic relationship between Joey and Mary and also the growth of Joey's character. The script was written by Vincent Pagano, the actor who played Joey, and I would like to see more from him.
    2grovetussen

    Religious Mumbo-Jumbo

    This movie was sold to me under false pretenses. I thought it was a romantic comedy, but it's just a religious promotional film. The characters and acting isn't all bad, but the story is weak at best.

    What I got out of this was: "We're Christians, we are good because of our faith in god, and everyone that don't believe in god are immoral, horrible people." As a person that believe in science and facts, and take fairy tales as what they are, fairy tales, this was a 1h45min waste of time for me. If they had toned down the Jesus part and focused more on romance and comedy, it would have been watchable, but as now, it's not, unless you're extremely religious, but then you don't need to watch it, since you have already bought into the propaganda.
    8jaybob

    A thoroughly enjoyable film

    I just saw this little charmer under the title of

    WELCOME BACK MISS MARY on Showtime ON DEMAND, I just wanted to kill some time & watch anything before my main film tonight.

    This was a nice surprise, with basically a little or no name cast, this is a very well thought out screenplay, The author seemed to hit all the right notes, in what could have been a sloppy cliché ridden script. OH yes there still are clichés, but handled deftly, the acting is a pure delight by all the large cast. I know I want to see some of these actors again.

    Next I have to look this film up to see when & if it was a theatre release, & when it will be on Showtime again, as I will want to record & keep this one.

    Rating *** (out of 4) 88 points (out of 100) IMDb 8 (out of 10)
    3Slug-3

    Disappointing religious promotional film

    This is a real disappointment for a film with such a fine cast. Despite the attempt to promote religious tolerance, understanding and disapproval of religious pretentiousness, it still comes across as an attempt to promote Anglo-American Christianity by using skeptics, who are, of course, presented as somewhat immoral characters.

    The film seems to be promoting a message that says "It's okay to accept others who are different then you, but only as long as they're devout, Anglo-American Christians", which, I suppose, is okay if you want to show the film in an Anglo-American church, but besides being somewhat pretentious, it's also just a boring subject.

    If I could re-write the script, I would re-write it so that the point it makes is that Christians aren't good people because they're Christians, but rather that good people are Christians because they're good people. This point seems to get lost in this film.

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    • Goofs
      St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title.
    • Alternate versions
      aka Welcome Back Miss Mary
    • Soundtracks
      Give Me New Eyes
      Written and Performed by John McAndrew

      Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk

      Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music, BMI

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    • Release date
      • September 11, 2005 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Welcome Back Miss Mary
    • Production company
      • Federal Hill Pictures Inc.
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 45m(105 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital

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