Charles Durning credited as playing...
Nicholas XX
- Gate Attendant: [as Nicholas departs airport] Bye-bye. Hope you enjoyed your flight.
- Nicholas XX: Hardly.
- [pause]
- Nicholas XX: I'm sorry - I'm normally pretty jolly, but I'm not myself lately and not used to flying commercial!
- Secretarial Elf: [reading from the Naughty and Nice List] Joanne Abernathy.
- Nicholas XX: Nice. Give her that doll she wants.
- Secretarial Elf: [perplexed] She wants a Razor Scooter, sir.
- Nicholas XX: Oh, of course. Give her the scooter.
- Nick St. Nicholas: What if I don't live up to your expectations?
- Nicholas XX: It's not what I want that matters. You have to be the Santa Claus that you want to be. And I trust you'll be a good one.