Kevin McNally credited as playing...
Joshamee Gibbs
- Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
- [Anamaria slaps Jack]
- Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
- Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
- Anamaria: You stole my boat!
- Jack Sparrow: Actually...
- Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
- Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
- Anamaria: But you didn't!
- Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
- Anamaria: I will.
- Will Turner: A better one.
- Jack Sparrow: A better one.
- Will Turner: That one.
- Jack Sparrow: What one?
- Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
- Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
- The Crew: Aye!
- Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
- Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.
- [Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
- Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
- Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
- Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
- [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
- Mr. Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
- Will Turner: That was for the smell.
- [shouting during severe storm]
- Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?
- Mr. Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not trying to find North, are we?
- Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
- Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
- Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
- Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
- Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
- [pause]
- Jack Sparrow: From my back.
- Young Elizabeth: I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
- Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
- Mr. Gibbs: [Mr. Gibbs poses as if he's been hanged]
- Governor Swann: Lt. Norrington, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
- Norrington: My apologies, Gov. Swann.
- Young Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.
- Governor Swann: Yes. That's what concerns me.
- Jack Sparrow: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
- Mr. Gibbs: We figured they were more actual guidelines.
- [first lines]
- Young Elizabeth: [singing] Yo, ho, yo, ho/ a pirate's life for me/ Yo, ho, yo, ho/ it's a pirate's life for me/drink up me hearties, yo, ho...
- Mr. Gibbs: [surprises her by coming up from behind her] Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You want to call them down on us?
- Norrington: [sharply] Mr. Gibbs, that will do!
- Mr. Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to sing about pirates, with us mired in this unnatural fog... mark my words!
- Norrington: Consider them marked.
- Mr. Gibbs: 'Aye, Lieutenant.
- [as he moves off]
- Mr. Gibbs: Bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one.
- Elizabeth: Lower the anchor on the right side.
- Anamaria: [looks stunned]
- Elizabeth: On the starboard side!
- Will Turner: It has the element of surprise.
- Anamaria: You're daft lady. You both are!
- Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.
- [turns to the crew]
- Mr. Gibbs: Lower the starboard anchor!
- [crew looks reluctant]
- Mr. Gibbs: Do it you gobs! Or it's you we'll load into the cannons.
- Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
- Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
- [pause]
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
- Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
- Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
- Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
- Mr. Gibbs: We should drop canvas, sir.
- Jack Sparrow: She can hold a bit longer.
- Mr. Gibbs: What's in your head, Captain, that puts you in such a fine mood?
- Jack Sparrow: We're catching up.
- Young Elizabeth: Boy! There's a boy in the water!
- [Everyone leans over and sees an unconscious Will]
- Norrington: MAN OVERBOARD! Haul him in.
- [They pull Will aboard]
- Norrington: [sighs] He's still breathing.
- Mr. Gibbs: Mary, mother of God!
- [Everyone looks in the distance, where a destroyed British ship is in flames]