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Believe Nothing

  • TV Series
  • 2002
  • 30m
IMDb RATING
7.5/10
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Believe Nothing (2002)
SitcomComedy

Britain's cleverest man and leading moral philosopher, Quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut, tackles some of the world's most pressing problems assisted by his slavelike butler and a beautiful bu... Read allBritain's cleverest man and leading moral philosopher, Quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut, tackles some of the world's most pressing problems assisted by his slavelike butler and a beautiful but mentally-unbalanced colleague.Britain's cleverest man and leading moral philosopher, Quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut, tackles some of the world's most pressing problems assisted by his slavelike butler and a beautiful but mentally-unbalanced colleague.

  • Stars
    • Rik Mayall
    • Michael Maloney
    • Emily Bruni
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.5/10
    372
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    • Stars
      • Rik Mayall
      • Michael Maloney
      • Emily Bruni
    • 9User reviews
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  • Episodes6

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    Rik Mayall
    Rik Mayall
    • Professor Adonis Cnut
    • 2002
    Michael Maloney
    Michael Maloney
    • Brian Albumen
    • 2002
    Emily Bruni
    Emily Bruni
    • Dr. Hannah Awkward
    • 2002
    Don Warrington
    Don Warrington
    • Chairman
    • 2002
    Mark Perry
    • Tony Caring
    • 2002
    Maureen Sweeney
    Maureen Sweeney
    • Doris
    • 2002
    Kenneth Cranham
    Kenneth Cranham
    • DI Aldiss
    • 2002
    Clive Merrison
    Clive Merrison
    • Edmund Bilyas
    • 2002
    Rory Bremner
    • George W. Shrub
    • 2002
    Michael McShane
    Michael McShane
    • Professor Brinsley
    • 2002
    David de Keyser
    David de Keyser
    • Dr. Kissinger
    • 2002
    Barry Cryer
    Barry Cryer
    • Lance Boyle
    • 2002
    Paul Shearer
    • Sir Richard Chutney
    • 2002
    Pip Torrens
    Pip Torrens
    • Le Fanu
    • 2002
    Craig Heaney
    Craig Heaney
    • Sgt. Carroll
    • 2002
    Patrick Ryecart
    Patrick Ryecart
    • Dr. Newell-Post
    • 2002
    David Fleeshman
    David Fleeshman
    • David Killjoy
    • 2002
    Richard Braine
    • Major
    • 2002
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    813Funbags

    Classic Rik

    I absolutely love this show. The story line is great and all the characters have ridiculous names, which just adds to the fun. It's such a shame that there were only six episodes. Even though Rik is great in this series, his butler Albumen steals the show. He's constantly implying that he wants to have sex with Rik and it never gets old. At the same time Rik treats him like garbage, in classic Rik style. This is a must see for all fans of comedy.
    Jerichoholics_Anonymous

    Just believe Rik Mayall is superb

    Believe Nothing isn't necessarily a programme which breaks new ground, nor does it necessarily have an award-winning script, but one thing you would have to be a complete and total 'w*nk biscuit' (Bottom quote) to deny, is that Rik Mayall is absolutely amazing. From the facial expressions, to the delivery of lines, to his off-camera interaction with the studio audience... Rik is plain and simply a comedy genius and anyone who doesn't agree with that simply will not understand any of the style of humour Rik has used at all. You might go so far as to say he is funny even when he is being serious.

    So, I would argue that even though the actual programme Believe Nothing may not be anything special on its own, with Rik Mayall as the main character, it is easily as good as anything else they are showing on British television at the moment.

    Lets hope Rik is back on television TO STAY.
    comfortablynumb_1

    Not bad for A Cnut

    This show got me more interested in British comedy. To my delight it is far funnier than the American trash I have grown up with (excluding Frasier). Since this I have seen The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Black Books and Keeping up Appearances. They are all great but have not matched the Tall yardstick of Believe Nothing.

    The characters are very likable in their dysfunctional interaction with each other. I really enjoy Adonis's dominance and arrogance and Albumens willingness to serve his "Master". Of course Dr. Awkward is everything her name lives up to as is Adonis Cnut, the quadruple professor.

    I am optimistic that the show will make a comeback. I will get bored of watching the same 6 episodes repeatedly in about 10 years.
    Mrs_Twelvetrees

    "Ahhh, thank you, Sir!"

    This is a brilliant comedy! I already knew Rik Mayall as Flasheart in Blackadder II and Blackadder Goes Forth, but as Professor Adonis Cnut (or should I say QUADRUPLE Professor) he is even better. The quotes from Believe Nothing are absurd and cruel, which is exactly why this series is so funny. Cnut is a selfish, narcissistic professor and he certainly doesn´t underestimate himself: "Quickly! I have to translate the koran into Icelandic by bedtime..." My favourite character from Believe Nothing has GOT to be Albumen (Michael Maloney), who is a sort of slave-like, masochistic butler: When his master, Cnut, hurts him in any mental or physical way, he just moans "Ahhh, thank you, Sir!" He´s a sort of loyal dog, really. Emily Bruni is wonderful as the extremely intellectual but extremely weird Dr. Hannah Awkward, who seems to suffer from every mental disorder you can think of. Also, there are very funny (and of course exaggerated)imitations of the British Prime Minister Blair and President Bush ("Call me dubyah!")

    If you liked Mayall in Blackadder, you´ll certainly LOVE Believe Nothing!!!!!
    towersthegreat

    Proof that Mayall's lost it.

    Believe Nothing is a bland and unfunny "comedy".

    The reviewers identify this as a 2002 update of "The New Statesman" also starring Rik Mayall, a satirical comedy about a dirty rotten cad, Alan B'Stard, Tory MP.

    Down to the similar name (Adonis Cnut), Rik attempts to be the charming, suave yet ruthless anti hero of past fame, but unfortunately he comes off as irritating, arrogant, pompous and thoroughly unlikable.

    The jokes of New Statesman were witty and satirical. In Believe nothing, you'd be forgiven for thinking that you were watching "Bottom". Yes, Rik Mayall *still* hasn't got bored of penis and bum jokes yet.

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    • Trivia
      Emily Bruni's character is named Dr. Hannah Awkward; the names "Hannah" and "Dr. Awkward" are both palindromic.
    • Quotes

      DI Aldiss: I'll be back, Professor Cnut, you nasty little misprint.

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    • Release date
      • July 14, 2002 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Professor Cnut
    • Production company
      • Alomo Productions
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    • Runtime
      • 30m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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