Anne Hathaway credited as playing...
- Char: Kiss me...
- [Ella leans in]
- Char: That wasn't an order.
- Ella: I know.
- [kisses him]
- Hattie: Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again.
- Ella: You wanna bet?
- [takes her mother's necklace from Hattie and turns back to Char]
- Char: Marry me?
- Ella: Now that I'll do.
- [Ella confronts three thugs who have captured Slannen]
- Ella: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami!
- Bluto: Paper folding?
- Ella: Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.
- Ella: Oh, my stepsister Hattie would die if she knew I was here. She's the, uh, the president of your fan club you know.
- Char: Oh, Hattie, yah. Thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order.
- Char: Ella, tell me how you really feel about me.
- Ella: I love you.
- Char: Traveling with an elf? What? Your boyfriend couldn't make it?
- Ella: No.
- Char: [disappointed] Oh.
- Ella: Because I don't have a boyfriend.
- Char: [happily] Oh.
- Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?
- Char: I don't have a girlfriend.
- Ella: [happily] Oh.
- Char: I have many.
- Ella: [disappointed] Oh.
- Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.
- Ella: [angrily] Prince Charmont.
- Char: Please, call me...
- [sees Ella for the first time and is smitten]
- Char: ...call me Char.
- Hattie: Hold your tongue, Ella.
- [Ella literally holds her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Ella!
- Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches.
- [scratches her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.
- Ella: Slannen doesn't sing.
- Koopooduk: Well what about you then?
- Ella: Oh no... I couldn't... I - - please don't.
- Koopooduk: Sing!
- [Ella bursts into "Somebody to Love"]
- Char: Tell me, do you get a kick out of near-death experiences?
- Ella: No, I was fine, I had things well in hand.
- Char: Oh, yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.
- Ella: I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?
- Mandy: I love you too, my little pookie pages.
- Benny: Not as much as I love you, cuddlebuns.
- Mandy: Ohh, I love you more!
- Ella: Okay! Lots of love, moving on.
- [Ella and Char arrive at the giants' wedding party]
- Char: I hope this is a good idea. They must hate the royal family.
- Ella: No, they'll respect your courage at showing up here. Besides they don't hold grudges... they're bigger than that.
- NiSSh: How do you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Shish-kabobed?
- Ella: How about free range?
- Ella: Now, I need you to go back into the forest and rally all the elves and giants you can find.
- Slannen the Elf: You want me to go back in there?
- Ella: Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar.
- Slannen the Elf: Why? What's going on?
- Ella: I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life!
- Char: Well, that's on our way back to Lamia. We'll accompany you.
- Ella: Well, that's not necessary.
- Char: But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute.
- Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
- Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.
- Koopooduk: That's a fine young man you have here.
- Ella: Oh, he's not fine - I - I mean, mine. He is fine, but uh-uh-never mind.
