Lucy Punch credited as playing...
- Hattie: Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again.
- Ella: You wanna bet?
- [takes her mother's necklace from Hattie and turns back to Char]
- Char: Marry me?
- Ella: Now that I'll do.
- Hattie: Olive, have you noticed anything strange about Ella?
- Olive: No, not really.
- Hattie: Have you noticed it gets darker at night then lighter when the sun comes up?
- Olive: [look of dumb realization] That's because of Ella!
- Hattie: Never mind.
- Hattie: Hold your tongue, Ella.
- [Ella literally holds her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Ella!
- Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches.
- [scratches her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.
- Hattie: Show us where Char showers!
- Olive: I bet he showers naked!
- [All girls on castle tour scream]
- Char: Tell me about your sister.
- Hattie: Olive? Idiot.
- Char: Uh, no. Ella.
- Hattie: Oh. Hmmmph. I don't want to talk about her, she's so dreary.
- [giggles]
- Hattie: I just want to talk about us.
- Char: Us!
- Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
- Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.
- Hattie: It's me he's going to have at his coronation.
- Ella: Yeah, in the middle of the table with an apple in your mouth.
- Hattie: What my unworthy opponent fails to realize is Sir Edgar has done a fantastic job. He has driven the ogres out, and he has put giants and elves to work as laborers and entertainers. Therefore, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have today's thriving free-enterprise system.
- Ella: It's only free because we've enslaved the poor creatures and they work for nothing. Edgar is a monster, and I don't hold out much hope for his nephew, either.
- Hattie: Well that shows what you know aka nothing. Prince Char will be the greatest king ever. Right girls?
- Ella: I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is.
- Hattie: Humph! Oh just admit your stupid and don't know what you're talking about
- Edgar: So, Ella of Frell is your sister.
- Hattie: Step-sister, actually.
- Edgar: Really? Tell me what do you know about her?
- Hattie: What's in it for me?
- Heston: How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head?
- Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.
- Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.
