Christy Carlson Romano credited as playing...
Ren Stevens
- Donnie: How could you steal all our food?
- Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
- Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
- Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!
- Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
- Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
- Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
- Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!
- Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
- Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
- Eileen Stevens: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
- Steve: And what would that be?
- Eileen Stevens: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
- Steve: What?
- Eileen Stevens: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
- Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
- Eileen Stevens: Now you are losing it.
- Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
- Eileen Stevens: Don't you yell in front of my family!
- Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
- Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
- Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
- Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!
- Louis: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.
- Ren: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.
- Donnie: Do they have cable?
- Miles McDermott: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
- Donnie: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...
- Louis: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.
- Eileen Stevens: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.
- Louis: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!
- Miles McDermott: [as Ren is chasing Louis through the forest with a spear, on camera] Don't worry. She wouldn't hurt him.
- Ren: I'm gonna hurt you, Louis!