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The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren

The Even Stevens Movie

Steven Anthony Lawrence credited as playing...

Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren

Quotes4

  • Donnie: How could you steal all our food?
  • Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
  • Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
  • Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!
  • Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
  • Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
  • Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
  • Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!
  • Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
  • Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
  • Eileen Stevens: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
  • Steve: And what would that be?
  • Eileen Stevens: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
  • Steve: What?
  • Eileen Stevens: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
  • Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
  • Eileen Stevens: Now you are losing it.
  • Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
  • Eileen Stevens: Don't you yell in front of my family!
  • Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
  • Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
  • Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
  • Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!
  • [Beans farts in Louis's face]
  • Louis: Oh... mother of pearl, Beans! MOTHER OF PEARL! OH WOW!
  • Beans: Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!
  • Beans: [to Steve] Wanna go skinny dippin'?
  • [Louis has a remote control beach ball flying around the graduation]
  • Louis: Now time... for the confetti.
  • [Presses button]
  • Beans: Confetti? I thought you said...
  • [Beach ball full of spaghetti explodes]
  • Beans: ...Spaghetti!
  • Louis: Beans, your lack of listening skills have finally paid off!

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