Kal Penn credited as playing...
Hadji
- Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.
- Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.
- Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
- Mocha: Ooh!
- Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
- Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
- Mocha: Ooh!
- Hadji: Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.
- Mocha: Whoo, haha.
- Monster: Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!
- Hadji: Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
- Mocha: Oh no!