Adrian Rawlins credited as playing...
- Harbour: Wilbur. When you were dead... what was it like?
- Wilbur: Harbour, you've got a hangover. You're not going to die.
- Harbour: Of course not. I know that. But what was it like?
- Wilbur: What do you mean?
- Harbour: Is there anything there? Is there some kind of huge white light?
- Wilbur: It's as dull as ditchwater. There's nothing. Just blackness and utter silence. It's a bit like being in Wales.
- Horst: Why don't we go down to my office? I think I've got a bottle of bourbon somewhere.
- Harbour: Do you think alcohol is a good idea if my liver count is as high as it is?
- Horst: It won't make any difference.
- Wilbur: You know, it gets more and more humiliating every time I survive. Why did you have to crash in? Why do you always stick your nose in?
- Harbour: But you phoned!
- Alice: Don't you have a pair of scissors?
- Harbour: No. We don't dare have anything sharp around. I've got a wee brother.
- Alice: What does the psychologist say?
- Harbour: Seems upset. Wilbur threw Brussels sprouts at him in the cafeteria.
- Doctor: [talking to Harbour about his health] I asked our senior psychologist to pop in just so he's kept in the picture.
- Harbour: In the picture?
- Doctor: As to the best way to tell you about this.
- Harbour: Oh. I know Horst well. My brother wants to kill himself.
- Harbour: Fatima's mother was completely calm. Seems the whole family's named Fatima except for her younger brother Bob.
- Alice: He's read the complete works of Enid Blyton aloud to Mary.
- Harbour: Poor child.
- Harbour: You should never do roast duck according to a cookery book. Never.
- Harbour: It's nice that people can get together when they don't have anyone else.
