Christopher Morris credited as playing...
Christopher Morris • Ted Maul • Austen Tassletine • Adam Glape • David Quoosp • Pedo-Files Presenter • JLb-8
- Christopher Morris: You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
- Chris Morris: [talking about paedophile Jes North] One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him quadrospazzed on a life-glug.
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- Christopher Morris: These are our children, they skip down our streets, but the paedophile... is waiting!
- Christopher Morris: Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without using the word "Paedoph" in front of them?