Yoshio Be credited as playing...
Security Guard
- Security Guard #1: Don't worry! He's asleep as usual.
- Security Guard #2: What? At the front desk?
- Security Guard #1: It's not a problem. I left the keycard at the front desk, he just kept snoring.
- Security Guard #2: He's going to get caught, one of these nights.
- Security Guard #1: Yeah, and you know what that means for the rest of us.
- Security Guard #2: No. What?
- Security Guard #1: Never mind. Come on.
- [the penthouse elevator has fallen several stories and crashed]
- Security Guard: [over PA] Maintenance, send someone to check on the penthouse elevator. We're detecting a malfunction there.
- [Yakuza hitmen have just destroyed parts of the Phoenix Building's main stairwell]
- Security Guard: [over PA] Someone from maintenance is needed in the main stairwell. There has been a problem reported on 11.
- Security Guard #1: You guys up for some cards?
- Security Guard #2: Maybe in an hour.
- Security Guard #1: Now's the time. 0-G is asleep again.
- Security Guard #3: Yeah, we know. That's why we have to wait a bit.
- Security Guard #1: Whatever. See you upstairs at twelve.
- Security Guard #3: You got it.
- Security Guard #1: [sigh] Another exciting night in the parking garage.
- Security Guard #2: What do you mean?
- Security Guard #1: Why do we always pull this shift? It's boring as hell. And we have to put up with those guys barking at us whenever they feel like it.
- Security Guard #2: Beats patrolling the terminal floor.
- Security Guard #1: Yeah, okay. No contest there.
- Security Guard #2: That guy up there makes my skin crawl. He's got real issues.
- Security Guard #1: Yeah. I guess it's not so bad down here -- and it's easier to sneak off for a long break, right?