Britt McKillip credited as playing...
Hannah Marie
- Skully Pettibone: [after explaining his job to Hannah Marie] But when it comes to Halloween night I love nothing more than to roll the bones at a good party. You are staying for the party aren't you?
- Hannah Marie: [unsure] Yes...
- Skully Pettibone: [confused] Oh... well... good.
- Hannah Marie: I don't know, Scary Godmother said that there'll be monsters at the party. And I'm scared of monsters.
- Skully Pettibone: [laughs] Oh my, you just haven't met enough good ones yet. You see Hannah, monsters are a lot like spiders: some are real nice, and some are not so nice. But all of them are creepy and crawly!
- [Hannah Marie shudders and faints. Scary Godmother pulls Skully aside]
- Scary Godmother: [whispers, annoyed] Was that supposed to help?
- Skully Pettibone: Yes. Do you think it worked?
- Scary Godmother: [dryly] Yes.
- [Scary Godmother's doorbell rings]
- Scary Godmother: I'll get it! How do I look?
- Skully Pettibone: Mm, frightful!
- Scary Godmother: You're too kind.
- [opens the door to reveal Harry the Werewolf]
- Hannah Marie: Ahh! A Monster!
- [hides behind a chair]
- Scary Godmother: [aside to Skully] Only to his mother.
- [to Hannah Marie]
- Scary Godmother: It's just Harry. Hi Harry, come on in.
- Harry the Werewolf: [enters the room] Thank you Scary Godmother, I don't mind if I do.
- Orson: [Meeting Hannah Marie for the first time] Hi.
- Hannah Marie: Hi... are you a real vampire?
- Orson: Of course I'm a real vampire, are you a real human?
- Hannah Marie: Yeah, but... you're just a kid.
- Orson: So are you.
- Hannah Marie: Do you go to school?
- Orson: Sure, night school. Don't you go to school?
- Hannah Marie: I go to school... Sacred Heart.
- Orson: Mm, sounds tasty. But you go during the day.
- Hannah Marie: So?
- Orson: How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
- Hannah Marie: [giggles] I can't see in the dark.
- Orson: [surprised] You can't?
- Ruby: [aside to Scary Godmother] It's his first real human.
- Scary Godmother: [smiles] Cute.
- [Hannah Marie is running away from Bug-a-Boo with fear, when she sees her Trick-Or-Treat bag]
- Hannah Marie: My flashlight! That'll save me.
- [Grabs her flashlight]
- Hannah Marie: Take that!
- [Shines it in Bug-a-Boo's face]
- Bug-a-Boo: [skids to a halt; sarcastically] What are you, a coal miner?
- Hannah Marie: [confused] But, my dad said...
- Scary Godmother: [covering up] Uhhh Hannah, flashlights only work on... monsters that hide in your closets, yeah, and, uh, Bug-a-Boo is a monster that hides under your bed.
- Bug-a-Boo: [to Scary Godmother] Nice cover.
- Hannah Marie: [looking in the fridge] See anything you wanna eat?
- [Orson makes a move to bite her, but Hannah Marie sticks carrots onto his fangs]
- Hannah Marie: I mean in the fridge silly.
- Orson: [annoyed] I was just kidding.
- Hannah Marie: I know, I'm not afraid of you.
- Orson: [pulls the carrots off] You should be! Someday I'll be King of the Night!
- Hannah Marie: Someday I'll be a movie star-princess-veterinarian-astronaut-ballerina. With a pony.
- Orson: [smiles] Cool.
- [Harry is ordering pizza for everyone and Skully asks for extra cheese]
- Bug-a-Boo: [with Hannah Marie] Yeah! Extra cheese and olives! Yeah!
- [they high-five each other]
- Hannah Marie: [looks at Bug-a-boo startled] You? You eat pizza with cheese and olives?
- Bug-a-Boo: Yeah I like olives, so?
- Hannah Marie: I thought monsters ate little girls.
- Bug-a-Boo: Aw that's silly, little girls get the crust all soggy.
- [Hannah Marie looks at him horrified]
- Bug-a-Boo: [laughs] Just joking kid. It's my job to scare kids, not eat 'em. If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work!
- Hannah Marie: [after accidentally startling Jimmy with her flashlight] Jimmy! I'm sorry Jimmy, I didn't know how powerful it was.
- Jimmy: [annoyed] What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?
- Daryl: Flashback?
- Bert: Flashback.
- Katie: Hit it.
- Daryl: [pretending to be Hannah Marie's dad] Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters pumpkin?
- Hannah Marie: [frightened] Monsters?
- Katie: [pretending to be Hannah Marie's mom] Oh, she'll be fine, she'll be with Jimmy and his friends. They're very responsible, especially that Katie. She's got a good head on her shoulders.
- Daryl: I'm just glad she's going with Daryl. He's so big and strong he can take care of any monsters.
- Hannah Marie: Monsters?
- Jimmy: [pretending to ring a doorbell] Ding-dong.
- Katie: Come on honey, we both know that Katie will look out for her.
- Daryl: I trust that Daryl, with his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.
- Bert: [facepalms] Good grief.
- Jimmy: Ding-dong.
- Katie: [in sync with Daryl] Don't worry pumpkin, Katie will protect you from the monsters.
- Daryl: [in sync with Katie] Don't worry pumpkin, Daryl will protect you from the monsters.
- Hannah Marie: [even more frightened] Monsters?
- Jimmy: [impatient/annoyed] Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong already!
- Katie: Oh, that must be Jimmy. I'll get it.
- Daryl: [hands Hannah Marie her flashlight] Here you go honey, monsters can't stand flashlight.
- Katie: [pretends to let Jimmy in] Hello Jimmy. Oh don't you look cute?
- Jimmy: [dryly] Thanks, Happy Halloween. Hannah ready? Come on Hannah.
- Katie: Don't worry honey, if you get frightened Jimmy's promised to take care of you.
- Hannah Marie: Okay mommy, bye. Hey Jimmy wait up!
- [With the party food all gone, Scary Godmother and her broommates have decided to order pizza]
- Count Max: Pizza, huh! Back in my day we'd never thought of putting cheese and sauce and-
- [Ruby elbows him]
- Count Max: Pizza is a... groovy idea.
- [gives two thumbs up]
- Hannah Marie: [giggles to Orson] 'Groovy'?
- [mimics the two thumbs up]
- Orson: [groans] I know, they're so embarrassing I could just live.
- Hannah Marie: [after the flashback about Hannah Marie's flashlight ends] Yeah, that was a lot like it happened.
- Bert: [frowns, annoyed] Hey I get to be in the next flashback!