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Criminal Ways

  • 2003
  • R
  • 1h 34m
IMDb RATING
3.8/10
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Criminal Ways (2003)
Hysterical trailer for this comedy about kids, convicts, and a con
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Comedy

The world's worst actor Danny, meets the world's worst crook Marcus and their lives are changed forever...The world's worst actor Danny, meets the world's worst crook Marcus and their lives are changed forever...The world's worst actor Danny, meets the world's worst crook Marcus and their lives are changed forever...

  • Director
    • Nick Giannopoulos
  • Writers
    • Nick Giannopoulos
    • Chris Anastassiades
    • Ray Boseley
  • Stars
    • Nick Giannopoulos
    • Russell Dykstra
    • Isla Fisher
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    3.8/10
    536
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Nick Giannopoulos
    • Writers
      • Nick Giannopoulos
      • Chris Anastassiades
      • Ray Boseley
    • Stars
      • Nick Giannopoulos
      • Russell Dykstra
      • Isla Fisher
    • 17User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win & 1 nomination total

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    Nick Giannopoulos
    Nick Giannopoulos
    • Danny
    Russell Dykstra
    Russell Dykstra
    • Marcus
    Isla Fisher
    Isla Fisher
    • Kirsty
    Michael Carman
    Michael Carman
    • Jimmy King
    Lena Cruz
    Lena Cruz
    • Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke
    Tony Nikolakopoulos
    Tony Nikolakopoulos
    • Stewie
    Costas Kilias
    Costas Kilias
    • Adrian
    Ryan Johnson
    Ryan Johnson
    • Hammer
    Chantal Contouri
    Chantal Contouri
    • Sally
    Nicholas Fleming
    • Oliver
    Jemma Rivera
    Jemma Rivera
    • Lita
    • (as Jemma Rivera Wilks)
    Terry Gill
    • Barney the Bear
    David Watson
    David Watson
    • Granville Van Dyke
    Felix Williamson
    Felix Williamson
    • Bill Gennaro
    Gnarnayarrahe Waitairie
    • Elvis Elvis
    Orpheus Pledger
    Orpheus Pledger
    • Young Danny
    Joseph Clements
    • Philip Drayton
    • (as Joe Clements)
    Carolyne Cooper
    • Alicia St. Claire
    • (as Carolyne Shakespeare-Cooper)
    • Director
      • Nick Giannopoulos
    • Writers
      • Nick Giannopoulos
      • Chris Anastassiades
      • Ray Boseley
    • All cast & crew
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    User reviews17

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    7sevnofnyn

    I am not Australian and I laughed!

    Hi! someone said non-australians wouldn't probably like it. maybe i have spent enough time in Australia but my boyfriend and I saw it up in Darwin and it was his first time in Australia. while it was not high brow intellectual humor, I thought it was hilarious and my boyfriend had a few chuckles as well. I thought it was silly and funny how it made fun of how a lot of kids stuff is really pretty dumb. At least that is how I felt when I was a kid and saw a clown or something (if I wasn't actually scared of the clown/mime, I felt them to be "talking" down to me). The Wiggles are big over here now and now I always think of this movie when I think of them although I believe this film was supposed to not have any sort of connection or reference to them.
    1BADNEWS

    BAD!

    I think this was one of those very rare times when I came out of the cinema and really felt bad about spending $8. Very disappointed with Nick Gianopolis and the rest of his crew... I actualy liked WOG BOY and his stand up live show and I guess this was the reason I went to see this one. This movie is BAD. I will never see it again! If it will be on TV I'll change the channel! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
    vampiresan

    Another Australian Disappointment

    This was a great idea. But the over the top characters and the 2nd half of the film where the hysterical Aurora steals the child is a case study of what is wrong with Australian film.

    The idea of criminals becoming a hugely popular children's group is clever and could have played our really well if the comedy had come from the real conflicts and characters rather than resorting to a ridiculous subplot that looks completely tacked on.

    It amazes me what gets made in this country.
    rooprect

    Weird, goofy, irreverent... FUNNY!

    I love checking out movies that IMDb bashes, just to see if they're as bad as everyone says. I'm happy to report I freakin loved this one.

    First, here's my take on Australian comedies (based on the two I've seen: THE WANNABEES and RAZZLE DAZZLE). They don't pack as many zingers as Hollywood comedies, but even better, they space out the gags & make you wait for them. The humour is more situational, often not requiring a punchline. In a word: subtle. For this, I'm sure many American viewers may be disappointed or frustrated. But if you like your comedies on the softer side (like the British DEATH AT A FUNERAL, the Japanese KIKUJIRO or even the American DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, I think you'll appreciate this one.

    The plot seems old (a bunch of losers band together to pull off some preposterous heist). But as with many great films that share this premise, the beauty is in how creative the story gets within its scope. Here we definitely get a lot of creativity. The film is delightfully predictable, yet surprising and engaging at the same time.

    The humour is irreverent but not crass. In fact, I was surprised at the R rating. True, the gags are sometimes "adult" (like the scene where a guy mistakes a dildo for his throat- mic LOL!) but there's never anything explicit or filthy like you might see in one of those American Pie teen flicks. As for irreverent, this movie is not afraid to stereotype people. I suppose it might border on offensive, if you've got a pole up your orifice, but it's not nearly as bad as one of the reviews made it sound. There are a few homosexual characters who act a little queenie, and there's a hilarious Filipino(?) character who can't pronounce the letter 'F'. But none of the gags are mean spirited. In fact, I found it refreshing to see a movie that's not afraid to take us there, sort of like the Sarah Silverman show might do. I think this is the beauty of Aussie comedy. It even makes fun of Australians (or is it making fun of Americans making fun of Australians?) so everyone is fair game.

    My only tiny criticism is the way the DVD box highlights Ilsa Fisher as if she's the star of the movie when really she's just an equal co-star with the rest. So if you watch the movie just for her, you may feel unsatisfied. To me, the other performances steal the show. We have such a great lineup of weird yet endearing losers, you can't help but love every one of them.

    I really enjoyed this movie, and the minute it ended I wanted to watch it again. If you like subtle, offbeat comedies I'm sure you'll like it too. Check out the movies I mentioned above as well as these other lesser-known gems: THE MAIDEN HEIST, the Canadian ZEYDA AND THE Hit-man, the French CRIME SPREE, and I've mentioned it already--you must see RAZZLE DAZZLE.
    lemegerm

    Strictly a no-go area.

    After seeing this abuse, I can't help but be sorry for the money I spent to see the Wannabes. Nick G has been believing that he can't fail. I can assure anyone reading this, he has failed.

    Someone has to let him know.

    He failed to engage me in the characters, he failed to make be believe the events and he even failed to follow the simple rules of story telling.

    This flick is for no one, too crude for tots and too stupid for adults. There is nothing in this film for anyone.

    The slight nod to an international audience was even a debilitation to the movie, and God knows what anyone should think of The Australian Film Industry if this crud gets seen abroad.

    A total embarrassment.

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    • Release date
      • September 25, 2003 (Australia)
    • Country of origin
      • Australia
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • The Wannabes
    • Filming locations
      • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
    • Production companies
      • G.O. Films
      • Macquarie Film Corporation
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      • $815,731
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      • 1h 34m(94 min)
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