Johnny Carson credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Johnny Carson: Tonight we're being seen in 35 countries... including the Arab states of Syria, Lebanon and Beverly Hills.
- Johnny Carson: One of the nominated films is Disney's "The Black Hole." A Black Hole is an empty void in which anything that enters is never seen again. Those of you in the business know it as the William Morris Agency.
- [Johnny Carson and Miss Piggy are at the podium]
- Miss Piggy: I'll tell you why they didn't nominate me! It's because I'm a pig!
- [to Johnny Carson:]
- Miss Piggy: Jonathan, you saw "The Muppet Movie." Can you stand there, in your rented tuxedo, and tell me that I am not Oscar material?
- Johnny Carson: Oscar MAYER, maybe!