Frank Oz credited as playing...
Bert • Cookie Monster • Grover
- [Bert and Ernie are looking at the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware]
- Ernie: You know what Bert, I bet George Washington caught a cold. He should have stayed home.
- Bert: Do you think George Washington would stay in bed and open his Christmas presents?
- Ernie: I don't know Bert.
- Bert: No, sir, not the father of our country. He crossed the Delaware to New
- [points west]
- Bert: Jersey.
- Ernie: Bert.
- Bert: To New
- [points west]
- Bert: Jersey.
- Ernie: If George Washington was going to New Jersey, why didn't he do what everybody does?
- Bert: And what's that, Ernie?
- Ernie: Take the George Washington Bridge, Bert.
- [Cookie Monster sees a painting of fruit]
- Cookie Monster: Me eat picture!
- Bob: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. You can't touch the picture.
- Cookie Monster: No, me don't want to touch, me want to eat.
- Bob: No, you can't, nooooo!
- Cookie Monster: Let me eat frame.
- Bob: The sign, Cookie Monster, look at the sign.
- [sees a sign that forbids eating pictures]
- Cookie Monster: Please don't eat the pictures. Aw, this going to be long night.
- Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy! Egyptian Mummy. Hmm. Look like banana with picture on. Huh? It's three thousand years old? Huh! Should be ripe now!