Jack McGee credited as playing...
Detective Finchley
- Elle: Oh, my God. I almost forgot.
- Detective Finchley: You want me to what?
- Elle: A biological birth parent search.
- Detective Finchley: For your dog?
- Elle: For my Chihuahua-American Bruiser Woods. I found him abandoned years ago.
- Detective Finchley: Miss, I'm the highest-paid most sought after private investigator in the greater Boston area.
- Elle: And that's precisely why we came to you, Detective. It is absolutely vital that we find Bruiser's mother, and pronto. His father might be a little more difficult. You know dogs.
- Detective Finchley: May I ask why?
- Elle: Of course. "Martha Stewart Weddings" recommends a 4 to 6-week window for RSVPs and naturally I can't send the invitation without an address. And the sooner I get started on all that calligraphy, really, the better.
- Detective Finchley: You wanna send an invitation to your wedding to your dog' mother. Are you serious?
- Elle: Detective, if I have to make room for my second cousin's vegan diet coach, you better believe I'm gonna make room for the mother of the one loving creature who's always been there for me. In fact, I can't believe I haven't done this sooner.
- Detective Finchley: I'm thinking the same thing.