Vince Vaughn credited as playing...
Reese Feldman
- Bat Mitzvah Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
- Reese Feldman: What's that supposed to mean?
- Reese Feldman: [to a drug dealer] Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.
- [pointing at his mistress]
- Reese Feldman: Do you think Kitty's free?
- Kitty: What?
- Reese Feldman: Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?
- Kitty: No you look really good, you're really bronzing.
- Kitty: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.
- Reese Feldman: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.
- Hutch: Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?
- Reese Feldman: Actually, that's a yacht.
- Hutch: Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.
- Starsky: Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?
- Big Earl: [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.
- Reese Feldman: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
- Big Earl: Oh that's gorgeous.
- Reese Feldman: You sick son of a bitch.
- Big Earl: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
- [Reese hangs up]
- [first lines]
- Kitty: Don't stress. Just relax.
- Reese Feldman: I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?
- Terrence Meyers: Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
- Reese Feldman: Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.
- Reese Feldman: Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."
- Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
- Reese Feldman: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
- [Starsky point his gun to Reese]
- Reese Feldman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
- Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.
- Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!
- Captain Doby: What the hell are you two doing?
- Starsky: Pop IT!
- Reese Feldman: [Kitty kisses Reese] Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?
- Kitty: I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...
- Reese Feldman: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.
- Starsky: This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do.
- Elizabeth: A pony?
- Reese Feldman: Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you.
- Starsky: Hey there, little fella. You OK?
- Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
- [Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]
- Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
- Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!
- Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
- Kevin: Put it down!
- Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!
- Kevin: Let's do it!
- Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
- Kevin: What the hell are we doing?
- Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!