Fred Williamson credited as playing...
Captain Doby
- [Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office]
- Captain Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
- Hutch: How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.
- Starsky: Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.
- Hutch: Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.
- Starsky: For your information, my hair is naturally curly.
- Hutch: No it's not.
- Starsky: Yes it is.
- Hutch: That's a perm job all the way.
- Starsky: TOUCH IT.
- [Hutch touches Starsky's hair]
- Captain Doby: Hey. Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners.
- Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
- Reese Feldman: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
- [Starsky point his gun to Reese]
- Reese Feldman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
- Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.
- Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!
- Captain Doby: What the hell are you two doing?
- Starsky: Pop IT!
- Captain Doby: I believe you two know each other?
- Starsky: Yeah, a little bit.
- Hutch: How you doing?
- Starsky: All right.
- Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
- [Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]
- Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
- Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!
- Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
- Kevin: Put it down!
- Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!
- Kevin: Let's do it!
- Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
- Kevin: What the hell are we doing?
- Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!