Josh Duhamel: Tad Hamilton

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Tad Hamilton

Pete: I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.
Tad: I could never break Rosalee's heart, okay?
Pete: Good. Because if you do, I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.
Tad: You're a good guy, Pete.
Pete: Well, yes. Apparently not good enough.

Rosalee: Do you think it's possible to love someone your whole life and never really realize it until something happens that makes you see?
Tad: [looking puzzled but amazed] What's that from?
Rosalee: It's not from anything, I'm just saying it to you.

Tad: Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric.
Rosalee: Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so... adorable.

Pete: [attempting to teach Tad how to chop wood with an ax] Ok... So... The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift...
[Tad removes his shirt and reveals a muscular chest]
Pete: stroke... Okay...
[Peter removes his shirt to reveal a skinny chicken chest]
Pete: Yeah... Let's do this... Hey... so uh... you work out?
Tad: [shakes his head] Nah.
Pete: Yeah me neither, I know... it's like...
[shrugs]
Pete: me neither... Okay, uhh... so basically one, swift, stroke.
[swings ax and gets it caught in the wood]
Pete: Ok... and sometimes you just... ya know... basically get a bad piece of wood... Basically...
[Tad chops wood with an ax all the way through]
Pete: And you know sometimes you don't... That's... that's uh... good... beginners luck... ya know... first time...
[Tad chops another piece of wood while Pete still struggles with the ax caught in his first piece]
Pete: Ah! And the luck continues... that's great... Good for you man...
Tad: Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"?
Pete: If it came out Tad... then I saw it...
[Tad comes over to help Pete with the ax]
Pete: You know what... yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken...
[Tad pulls the ax out of the wood easily]
Pete: Yeah huh... that's great...
[Tad slaps Pete easily on his chicken chest]
Pete: Heh...

Tad: [to Rosalee] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.

Tad: Do you guys have any suites?
Hotel Clerk: Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.

Tad: Well this barn sits on what they call the South 40. Yep. I'm not sure exactly how many acres that is... but... uh... I'm gonna guess that's a lot...
Pete: Yeah... I'm gonna guess 40.
Tad: Hmmmm... oh yeah...