Khary Payton credited as playing...
Kenny
- Kenny: What have we got here? Have you come to give me a whippin, dad? Have I been that bad?
- [charges Uffizi, who strangles him with his whip]
- Kenny: I'm not what you think!
- Father Uffizi: You're exactly what I think.
- Kenny: Do you want my soul, Father? Do you want my soul? Is that it?
- Father Uffizi: No, God gets your soul. I just want your head.
- [decapitates Kenny]
- Kenny: How much more real does it have to get?
- Lowell: We know he's alive, Kenny. We just don't know what's keeping him alive.
- Eric: Or if that essence can be safely transferred to another person.
- Kenny: I just got through planting my best friend in someone's backyard. Excuse me if I don't give a shit. So unless this essence of yours can bring her back, I just want to get my money and get the hell out of here.
- Lowell: Tanya's dead. It doesn't work on dead cells.
- Kenny: No? How does it work, Lowell? Does it work on diseased cells? Would it work on that? How about cells from some poor palsy piece of shit in a wheelchair who...
- [shouts]
- Kenny: Oh, my God! That's you!
- Lowell: You're missing the big picture here.
- Kenny: Sure. You won't be just sitting there with your Nobel prize, you'll be dancing with it.
- Tanya: Maybe we need virgin blood.
- Kenny: [rolls eyes] Why?
- Tanya: Didn't Elizabeth Bathory always bathe in virgin blood?
- Elizabeth Blaine: No, no. Because when my blood touched its skin, it reacted.
- Kenny: There goes the virgin theory.
- Elizabeth Blaine: [while watching vampire blood fix diseased human cells] If it replaces the cells it's killed, when do you stop being you?
- Kenny: It won't change who you are. It'll just make you better. Hell, it'll turn you into fuckin' Superman!
- Luke: Or pure refried evil.
- Elizabeth Blaine: Where've you been?
- Luke: [pulling out bottles of water] Shopping.
- Kenny: You know, evil is just a state of mind, fella. That's all.
- Lowell: He's right, you know. Completely subjective term. Absolutely meaningless in clinical study.
- Luke: Is it? Is this the new you, Lowell? Here's the new you on holy water.
- [Luke pours holy water on Lowell's skin sample soaked with vampire blood and it starts fizzing]
- Kenny: It's acid. You threw fucking acid on it!
- [Luke drinks the holy water]
- Kenny: So, what are you saying?
- Luke: What I'm saying, Kenny, is that that thing out there is a monster. And I'm no better than you, because I'm the one who stole it. But don't pretend it's something else. You know what it is. We all know what it is.