Jennifer Garner credited as playing...
Jenna Rink
- Becky: Why are you talking to me?
- Jenna Rink: Why not? We are neighbors, right?
- Becky: But you usually ignore me.
- Jenna Rink: I like your shoes.
- Becky: Thanks. I like your dress.
- Jenna Rink: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!
- Jenna Rink: Who are these women? Does anyone know? I don't recognize any of them. I want to see my best friend's big sister, the girls from the soccer team, my next door neighbor, real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to. Let's put life back into the magazine. And fun and laughter and silliness. I think we all - I think all of us - want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. We need to remember what used to be good. If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.
- Jenna Rink: Matty.
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah?
- Jenna Rink: Arrivederci.
- Matt Flamhaff: I'll see you.
- Jenna Rink: Matt!
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah?
- [Jenna gives him a grave look]
- Matt Flamhaff: Au revoir.
- Jenna Rink: [in the elevator] I'm Jenna, by the way.
- Becky: [disdainfully] Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
- Jenna Rink: How old are you, anyway?
- Becky: 13.
- Jenna Rink: Me too!
- [Becky gives Jenna a strange look]
- Jenna Rink: Used to be, anyway.
- Jenna Rink: [panicked and confused] Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
- Lucy Wyman: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
- Jenna Rink: I don't know what Lucy said to you about me. But I want you to know that whoever she was talking about wasn't me.
- Matt Flamhaff: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
- Jenna Rink: Matt, I am not the awful person that I knew that I was. I don't even know that person. And I'd like to believe... I have to believe that if you knew that... if in your heart, you really, really knew that, you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. Unless that someone were me.
- Matt Flamhaff: Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. I have felt things these past few weeks... that I didn't know I could feel anymore. But I have realized these past few days... you can't just turn back time.
- Jenna Rink: Why not?
- Matt Flamhaff: I moved on. You moved on. We've gone down different paths for so long. We made choices. I chose Wendy. That's her family down there. We care about each other, you know? You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close.
- Beverly Rink: Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.
- Jenna Rink: How come?
- Beverly Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.
- Jenna Rink: You want to know a secret?
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah.
- Jenna Rink: You're the sweetest guy I've ever known.
- Arlene: I have your urgent messages.
- Jenna Rink: Let's hear them.
- Arlene: Well, okay. Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you, "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting little bitch. That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits."
- Jenna Rink: Oh, my God, that was so mean.
- Arlene: Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake."
- Jenna Rink: Maybe I should read them.
- Jenna Rink: What happened?
- Matt Flamhaff: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
- Jenna Rink: [suddenly remembers] Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. And that is the last thing I remembered.
- Matt Flamhaff: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
- Jenna Rink: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
- Matt Flamhaff: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?
- Jenna Rink: [suddenly surprised] Hey! You got arm hair!
- Matt Flamhaff: Never got quite that reaction before.
- Becky: I like your bag.
- Jenna Rink: Thanks, but you should come by sometime. I got like a zillion of them.
- Becky: [suddenly surprised] Really?
- Jenna Rink: Yeah, it would be totally cool. Becky, can I ask you something?
- Becky: Yeah, sure.
- Jenna Rink: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
- Becky: I think that's kinda the point!
- Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now.
- Jenna Rink: [thinking Arlene mentions M&Ms] Umm... plain.
- [Arlene looks at her strangely]
- Jenna Rink: Peanut? Plain!
- Lucy Wyman: [at a huge party] Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?
- Jenna Rink: Who?
- Lucy Wyman: Sparkle's editor-in-chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
- Trish Sackett: [smugly] Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
- Lucy Wyman: [sarcastically] My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.
- Trish Sackett: You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name "Poise" to something more appropriate... like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.
- Jenna Rink: You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
- Trish Sackett: Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. I care about winning.
- Jenna Rink: [standing on the sidewalk] Oh my gosh, it's the naked man!
- Alex Carlson: [from an open window of a hotel, several stories up] Hey beautiful!
- Jenna Rink: [flattered] He thinks I'm beautiful?
- Lucy Wyman: Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
- Jenna Rink: My boyfriend?