Mark Ruffalo credited as playing...
Matt Flamhaff
- Jenna Rink: Matty.
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah?
- Jenna Rink: Arrivederci.
- Matt Flamhaff: I'll see you.
- Jenna Rink: Matt!
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah?
- [Jenna gives him a grave look]
- Matt Flamhaff: Au revoir.
- Jenna Rink: I don't know what Lucy said to you about me. But I want you to know that whoever she was talking about wasn't me.
- Matt Flamhaff: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
- Jenna Rink: Matt, I am not the awful person that I knew that I was. I don't even know that person. And I'd like to believe... I have to believe that if you knew that... if in your heart, you really, really knew that, you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. Unless that someone were me.
- Matt Flamhaff: Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. I have felt things these past few weeks... that I didn't know I could feel anymore. But I have realized these past few days... you can't just turn back time.
- Jenna Rink: Why not?
- Matt Flamhaff: I moved on. You moved on. We've gone down different paths for so long. We made choices. I chose Wendy. That's her family down there. We care about each other, you know? You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close.
- Jenna Rink: You want to know a secret?
- Matt Flamhaff: Yeah.
- Jenna Rink: You're the sweetest guy I've ever known.
- Jenna Rink: What happened?
- Matt Flamhaff: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
- Jenna Rink: [suddenly remembers] Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. And that is the last thing I remembered.
- Matt Flamhaff: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
- Jenna Rink: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
- Matt Flamhaff: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?
- Jenna Rink: [suddenly surprised] Hey! You got arm hair!
- Matt Flamhaff: Never got quite that reaction before.
- Jenna Rink: [on the sidewalk, ringing the buzzer for an upstairs apartment] Hello! Yeah. Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you right now.
- Matt Flamhaff: [talking over speaker-system, poor reception] Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. But if you're here from Ming Gardens food delivery, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
- [Jenna walks upstairs and knocks on the door to apt. 2-B; Matt opens the door and sees Jenna]
- Matt Flamhaff: You're not Chinese.