Christina Milian credited as playing...
Paris Morgan
- Paris Morgan: You know, Al. There's something we've been avoiding all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.
- Alvin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?
- Paris Morgan: [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know?
- [they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her]
- Alvin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning in the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene, but a dignified scene 'cause you know we got to protect our reps.
- Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little too much.
- Alvin Johnson: [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!
- Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!
- Paris Morgan: Popularity is so much better than being a social leper. Popularity is a job, Al, not a privilege. It's nothing but work and worries. Work to get in. Work to stay in. Get a clue.