Kenan Thompson credited as playing...
Walter Colley
- Alvin Johnson: [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!"
- Kenneth Warman: Could be Asian?
- Walter Colley: [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo.
- [regular voice]
- Walter Colley: It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.
- Kenneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is!
- Alvin Johnson: [about Paris Morgan] She's like frappachino with hips.
- Walter Colley: With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.
- Chuck Mattock: Clearly Alvin isn't masturbating enough.
- Walter Colley: Well, thank God i don't have that problem. Holler at ya boy
- [puts out hands for daps]
- Kenneth Warman: [looks at Walter's hand] I'm not touching that.
- Chuck Mattock: [when Chuck, Ken, and Walter first see Paris and Alvin sitting together at lunch] It doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense.
- Walter Colley: He cleans her pool. Well, I wanna clean pools now if I get to hang out with Paris Morgan. And I'll clean the bathtub, too.
- [Walter and the guys crack up]