Michael Bell credited as playing...
Drew Pickles • Chas Finster
- Stu Pickles: It's obvious. The first thing to do is build a signal fire.
- Drew Pickles: You know what *else* is obvious? You're an idiot.
- Didi Pickles: We have to find something to eat. All I saved were a couple jars of baby food.
- Howard DeVille: [cheerfully] Who knew strained peas and apricots went so well together?
- Kira Finster: Ah! You ate the baby food?
- Howard DeVille: Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you all try to throw me into the *soup pot*!
- Didi Pickles: He's delusional!
- Drew Pickles: [points angrily at Stu] This is all *your fault*!
- Stu Pickles: *My* fault?
- Charlotte Pickles: Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
- Didi Pickles: Oh! I expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charlotte!
- Drew Pickles: [gets right up in Stu's face] I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
- Kira Finster: I should have never left Paris!
- Howard DeVille: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
- Drew Pickles: Will you stop calling him Captain? He has no idea what he's doing!
- Stu Pickles: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
- Stu Pickles: [a tsunami is bearing down on the boat] It's a forty-foot wall of water!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Betty DeVille: Everyone get below!
- Stu Pickles: You're all gonna blindly follow Betty just because she drew a circle in the sand?
- Charles "Chas" Finster, Howard DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: Yes!
- Betty DeVille: Thank you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [goes to open the cellar door] Well, this is how we came in.
- [Charlotte's eyes widen in horror]
- Betty DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: *NO*!
- [water gushes in; everybody panics]
- Didi Pickles: Kids!
- [they grab the babies as the water rapidly rises]
- Kira Finster: Kimi! Chuckie! Hold on to me!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Why didn't anybody stop me?
- Didi Pickles: Who's that little cannibal boy?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Those look an awful lot like Chuckie's sneakers.
- Howard DeVille: You ate the fish *and* Chuckie?
- Drew Pickles: Come on, guys! After him!
- [they chase Donnie]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I can't believe you did this without consulting us, Stu! Look at poor Kira! This was supposed to be our honeymoon.
- [a seasick Kira vomits over the side of the boat; Didi pats her back]
- Stu Pickles: Sorry, Chas. And here I was, hoping you'd be my first mate.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Me? Really?
- Drew Pickles: Snap out of it, Gilligan! At the next port, we're getting off this rinky-dink tub and getting on the Lipschitz Cruise!
- [Stu sadly walks away from the wheel; Drew turns it; Charlotte pulls a lever]
- Stu Pickles: Don't you see? If we were on a cruise right now, we wouldn't be together! We'd be split up between the pools, the spas and the mile-long buffets.
- Charlotte Pickles: [gasps and pushes Stu aside] We're missing Canadian Bacon Tuesday!
- Charlotte Pickles: Oh, can't this bait trap go any faster?
- Marianne Thornberry: I can't get a signal! We've got to try to reach them on your coconut!
- Stu Pickles: Hello! Calling Angelica!
- [shakes the radio]
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] She really *did* give me cream soda!
- Drew Pickles: [grabs the radio] Angelica! Susie! Can you hear me?
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] ... without permission, Angelica!
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica, stop fighting right now and listen to your father!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] Sorry, Mommy.
- Angelica Pickles: Pickles!
- [Tommy gasps; Angelica smiles]
- Angelica Pickles: You might grow up to be just like Nigel Strawberry after all.
- Tommy Pickles: Thanks, Angelica, but I think I'll grow up to be just like my daddy.
- [the adults gather around Stu, thanking and forgiving him]
- Drew Pickles: [pats Stu's shoulder] Well, bro, I gotta hand it to you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I'm proud of you, Stu.
- Howard DeVille: Thanks, Stu.