Phil Proctor credited as playing...
Howard DeVille
- Howard DeVille: You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!
- Betty DeVille: Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.
- Didi Pickles: We have to find something to eat. All I saved were a couple jars of baby food.
- Howard DeVille: [cheerfully] Who knew strained peas and apricots went so well together?
- Kira Finster: Ah! You ate the baby food?
- Howard DeVille: Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you all try to throw me into the *soup pot*!
- Didi Pickles: He's delusional!
- Drew Pickles: [points angrily at Stu] This is all *your fault*!
- Stu Pickles: *My* fault?
- Charlotte Pickles: Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
- Didi Pickles: Oh! I expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charlotte!
- Drew Pickles: [gets right up in Stu's face] I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
- Kira Finster: I should have never left Paris!
- Howard DeVille: Well, I'm gonna use the seven kid-free days to re-shape my physique!
- Betty DeVille: It could happen. The earth was created in six.
- Howard DeVille: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
- Drew Pickles: Will you stop calling him Captain? He has no idea what he's doing!
- Stu Pickles: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
- [Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]
- Marianne Thornberry: Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.
- [Donnie splashes in a puddle]
- Marianne Thornberry: Donnie!
- Howard DeVille: [chases Donnie] Stay still!
- [the grown-ups stop and see her filming]
- Marianne Thornberry: What--? This is supposed to be a deserted island!
- Charlotte Pickles: [cries happily] Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us!
- Marianne Thornberry: Who *are* you?
- [they all begin talking at once]
- Marianne Thornberry: Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
- Didi Pickles: We're shipwrecked.
- Betty DeVille: Can you help us, Marianne?
- Marianne Thornberry: Of course. Our camp is nearby.
- Stu Pickles: You're all gonna blindly follow Betty just because she drew a circle in the sand?
- Charles "Chas" Finster, Howard DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: Yes!
- Betty DeVille: Thank you.
- Didi Pickles: Who's that little cannibal boy?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Those look an awful lot like Chuckie's sneakers.
- Howard DeVille: You ate the fish *and* Chuckie?
- Drew Pickles: Come on, guys! After him!
- [they chase Donnie]
- Angelica Pickles: Pickles!
- [Tommy gasps; Angelica smiles]
- Angelica Pickles: You might grow up to be just like Nigel Strawberry after all.
- Tommy Pickles: Thanks, Angelica, but I think I'll grow up to be just like my daddy.
- [the adults gather around Stu, thanking and forgiving him]
- Drew Pickles: [pats Stu's shoulder] Well, bro, I gotta hand it to you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I'm proud of you, Stu.
- Howard DeVille: Thanks, Stu.