Jack Riley credited as playing...
Stu Pickles
- Stu Pickles: It's obvious. The first thing to do is build a signal fire.
- Drew Pickles: You know what *else* is obvious? You're an idiot.
- Didi Pickles: We have to find something to eat. All I saved were a couple jars of baby food.
- Howard DeVille: [cheerfully] Who knew strained peas and apricots went so well together?
- Kira Finster: Ah! You ate the baby food?
- Howard DeVille: Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you all try to throw me into the *soup pot*!
- Didi Pickles: He's delusional!
- Drew Pickles: [points angrily at Stu] This is all *your fault*!
- Stu Pickles: *My* fault?
- Charlotte Pickles: Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
- Didi Pickles: Oh! I expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charlotte!
- Drew Pickles: [gets right up in Stu's face] I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
- Kira Finster: I should have never left Paris!
- Howard DeVille: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
- Drew Pickles: Will you stop calling him Captain? He has no idea what he's doing!
- Stu Pickles: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
- Stu Pickles: [a tsunami is bearing down on the boat] It's a forty-foot wall of water!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Betty DeVille: Everyone get below!
- Stu Pickles: Behold, follow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, have build us a radio!
- Didi Pickles: Stu, who's watching the kids?
- Stu Pickles: Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
- [the grown-ups gasp in terror and begin scrambling around, looking for their children]
- Kira Finster: Kimi!
- [looks behind some bushes]
- Kira Finster: Chuckie! Where are you?
- Didi Pickles: Oh, this is very strange. I feel like this has happened before.
- Stu Pickles: You're all gonna blindly follow Betty just because she drew a circle in the sand?
- Charles "Chas" Finster, Howard DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: Yes!
- Betty DeVille: Thank you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [goes to open the cellar door] Well, this is how we came in.
- [Charlotte's eyes widen in horror]
- Betty DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: *NO*!
- [water gushes in; everybody panics]
- Didi Pickles: Kids!
- [they grab the babies as the water rapidly rises]
- Kira Finster: Kimi! Chuckie! Hold on to me!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Why didn't anybody stop me?
- Stu Pickles: [reads a soggy map] We left here. We capsized here. I know *exactly* where we are. You see, we're on this tiny, little island called... Uninhabited.
- Didi Pickles: You mean, we're the only people here?
- Stu Pickles: [his coconut radio squeals] It's getting a signal!
- Marianne Thornberry: I'm very impressed.
- Didi Pickles: Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
- [Spike barks as he approaches with Eliza, Darwin and Debbie]
- Marianne Thornberry: Girls! Have you seen some children?
- Debbie Thornberry: Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusions of being a princess.
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
- Debbie Thornberry: [points to the radio] That's her!
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
- Didi Pickles: That's Susie!
- Debbie Thornberry: She must have turned on the radio in the bathysphere!
- Marianne Thornberry: A *three-year-old's* driving the bathysphere?
- Betty DeVille: What the heck?
- [the parents surrounded Debbie and Eliza, frantically shouting questions]
- Marianne Thornberry: OK! It's no problem! We can track them by radar from the Comvee.
- Debbie Thornberry: Yeah, except... I sunk the Comvee.
- Marianne Thornberry: You *what*?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I can't believe you did this without consulting us, Stu! Look at poor Kira! This was supposed to be our honeymoon.
- [a seasick Kira vomits over the side of the boat; Didi pats her back]
- Stu Pickles: Sorry, Chas. And here I was, hoping you'd be my first mate.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Me? Really?
- Drew Pickles: Snap out of it, Gilligan! At the next port, we're getting off this rinky-dink tub and getting on the Lipschitz Cruise!
- [Stu sadly walks away from the wheel; Drew turns it; Charlotte pulls a lever]
- Stu Pickles: Don't you see? If we were on a cruise right now, we wouldn't be together! We'd be split up between the pools, the spas and the mile-long buffets.
- Charlotte Pickles: [gasps and pushes Stu aside] We're missing Canadian Bacon Tuesday!
- Charlotte Pickles: Oh, can't this bait trap go any faster?
- Marianne Thornberry: I can't get a signal! We've got to try to reach them on your coconut!
- Stu Pickles: Hello! Calling Angelica!
- [shakes the radio]
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] She really *did* give me cream soda!
- Drew Pickles: [grabs the radio] Angelica! Susie! Can you hear me?
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] ... without permission, Angelica!
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica, stop fighting right now and listen to your father!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] Sorry, Mommy.
- Stu Pickles: Everyone all set?
- Didi Pickles: I think we should all thank my husband Stu for arranging this wonderful getaway.
- Stu Pickles: No. You can thank me by having the time of your lives.
- Stu Pickles: All I wanted was to do was have a little adventure, and now everyone and my brother is blaming me for this mess.