Kath Soucie credited as playing...
Phil DeVille • Lil DeVille • Betty DeVille
- Howard DeVille: You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!
- Betty DeVille: Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.
- Howard DeVille: Well, I'm gonna use the seven kid-free days to re-shape my physique!
- Betty DeVille: It could happen. The earth was created in six.
- Stu Pickles: [a tsunami is bearing down on the boat] It's a forty-foot wall of water!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Betty DeVille: Everyone get below!
- [Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]
- Marianne Thornberry: Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.
- [Donnie splashes in a puddle]
- Marianne Thornberry: Donnie!
- Howard DeVille: [chases Donnie] Stay still!
- [the grown-ups stop and see her filming]
- Marianne Thornberry: What--? This is supposed to be a deserted island!
- Charlotte Pickles: [cries happily] Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us!
- Marianne Thornberry: Who *are* you?
- [they all begin talking at once]
- Marianne Thornberry: Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
- Didi Pickles: We're shipwrecked.
- Betty DeVille: Can you help us, Marianne?
- Marianne Thornberry: Of course. Our camp is nearby.
- [in an underground cave]
- Lil DeVille: Well, I guess we'll be living on this island from now on.
- Susie Carmichael: [growing sad] That means... I might not see my family again for a long time!
- [begins to cry]
- Phil DeVille: Uh, you gonna eat that waffle?
- Lil DeVille: Shh, Phillip! Susie's sad.
- Kimi Finster: I'm sad too. I want my mommy and daddy.
- Chuckie Finster: Me too!
- [they all cry; Tommy wades into the water]
- Tommy Pickles: I'm sorry, guys. I never should've brought you here. Angelica was right! I *am* just a backyard baby with a diapie full of dreams.
- [hangs his head]
- Susie Carmichael: No, you're not.
- [touches Tommy's shoulder]
- Susie Carmichael: Tommy, you took us through the drain-forest all by yourself!
- Kimi Finster: And lead us up the side of the mountain!
- Lil DeVille: And you found-ed Nigel Strawberry!
- Chuckie Finster: And you saved me from a giant kitty cat!
- Phil DeVille: Oh, you got lots more than just dreams in your diapie, Tommy!
- [Kimi and Lil look to him; he shrugs and grins]
- Tommy Pickles: [wipes away a tear and smiles] Thanks, guys.
- Stu Pickles: You're all gonna blindly follow Betty just because she drew a circle in the sand?
- Charles "Chas" Finster, Howard DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: Yes!
- Betty DeVille: Thank you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [goes to open the cellar door] Well, this is how we came in.
- [Charlotte's eyes widen in horror]
- Betty DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: *NO*!
- [water gushes in; everybody panics]
- Didi Pickles: Kids!
- [they grab the babies as the water rapidly rises]
- Kira Finster: Kimi! Chuckie! Hold on to me!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Why didn't anybody stop me?
- Stu Pickles: [his coconut radio squeals] It's getting a signal!
- Marianne Thornberry: I'm very impressed.
- Didi Pickles: Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
- [Spike barks as he approaches with Eliza, Darwin and Debbie]
- Marianne Thornberry: Girls! Have you seen some children?
- Debbie Thornberry: Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusions of being a princess.
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
- Debbie Thornberry: [points to the radio] That's her!
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
- Didi Pickles: That's Susie!
- Debbie Thornberry: She must have turned on the radio in the bathysphere!
- Marianne Thornberry: A *three-year-old's* driving the bathysphere?
- Betty DeVille: What the heck?
- [the parents surrounded Debbie and Eliza, frantically shouting questions]
- Marianne Thornberry: OK! It's no problem! We can track them by radar from the Comvee.
- Debbie Thornberry: Yeah, except... I sunk the Comvee.
- Marianne Thornberry: You *what*?