Chris Evans credited as playing...
Ryan
- [last lines]
- Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
- Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.
- [Ryan accidentally dials an artist on a payphone at Santa Monica Pier trying to reach Jessica's kidnappers]
- Ryan: I got what you're looking for.
- Vietnamese Artist: Oh?
- Ryan: Yeah.
- Vietnamese Artist: Okay, and what I do for it?
- Ryan: What?
- Vietnamese Artist: What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now.
- Ryan: Wait, who's this? What number did I call?
- Vietnamese Artist: You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw.
- Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out.
- Vietnamese Artist: No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.
- [Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him]
- Mooney: Let him up.
- [Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him]
- Ryan: Help me. They're dirty cops!
- Greer: He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.
- Mooney: I said, "Let him up."
- Greer: You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop?
- Mooney: It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.
- Ryan: Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.
- WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that?
- Ryan: From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?
- Ryan: Excuse me, are you a detective?
- Detective Looking Guy: Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights.
- [Ryan takes off]
- Detective Looking Guy: And they - hey, where you going, you little punk?
- WLSUU2 Lawyer: [after Ryan swerves his car in front of him] What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle?
- Ryan: [pulls out his gun] Give me your phone!
- WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh snaps.
- [talking to Ryan on a payphone]
- Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.
- Ryan: [laughs] That sucks. Sounds like she got you.
- Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.
- [to two girls that pass him by]
- Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.
- Ryan: It's Chloe!
- Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
- Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi."
- Chad: You're not gonna say "hi."
- Ryan: No "hi"?
- Chad: No "hi."
- Ryan: I can't say...
- Chad: [shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
- Ryan: You're right.
- Chad: Be strong.
- Ryan: You're right.
- Chad: Yeah.
- Ryan: Thank you.
- Chad: All right.
- [he gets distracted by girls in bikinis]
- Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
- [Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]