Elke Sommer credited as playing...
Elke Sommer • Maria Poppenini
- Jack Benny: Whenever I went to Italy, I kept hearing one phrase all the time. I kept hearing people say to me, "Quanto può quell gouno essere tanto tirchio?" What does that mean?
- Elke Sommer: Let me see, "Quanto può quell gouno essere tanto tirchio?", huh? That means "How can a man be so cheap?"
- Jack Benny: I don't know, it sounded so nice in Italian.
- Rosano: You? You a governess?
- Maria Poppenini: Yes, but I'm sorry, I don't have any references.
- Rosano: Oh, well, we don't care about that, because I can call your last employer.
- Maria Poppenini: That's impossible. He's in prison for shooting his wife.
- Rosano: He's-a shot his wife? You sure?
- Maria Poppenini: I was there being interviewed when he did it.
- Rosano: That must have been shocking.
- Maria Poppenini: Yes. Usually, they wait a few days.
- Rosano: You see, my wife, she's gonna be gone three whole months, and that's a long, long time.
- Maria Poppenini: [Maria takes off her coat, revealing a sexy outfit] How long did you say your wife is going to be away?
- Rosano: Only three months.
- Maria Poppenini: [to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious] Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta./ You should eat it every day and you should eat a lotta./ It is great with vino and it's even good with wat-ta.
- Rosano: Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta.
- Maria Poppenini: Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta./ You can eat it icy cold and you can eat it hot-a.
- Rosano's son: Cook it in a tiny pan
- Rosano's daughter: Or in a great big pot-a./
- Rosano: Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta.
- Maria Poppenini: Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta./
- Rosano's son: Any vitamins you'll need
- Rosano's son, Rosano's daughter: You'll find it has a lotta./
- Maria Poppenini: Even makes a worn-out horse into a champion trott-a
- Maria Poppenini, Rosano: Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta./Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta.