Ryan Johnson credited as playing...
Mike Hess
- Skeet Keeler: Uh, Coach, where are we goin'?
- [Bryant looks to one of his assistants]
- Betch: We're goin' to Junction.
- Skeet Keeler: [Skeet returns to the back of the bus]
- Skeet Keeler: Some place called Junction.
- Mike Hess: Junction? Shit! I spent a whole summer at Junction!
- Skeet Keeler: What is it? A reform school?
- Mike Hess: No, you dipshit, it's an auxiliary campus! Freshman orientation for A&M, stuff like that.
- Pine: It's where he jacked up his grades to get eligible!
- [Hess fumes as the guys laugh]