Jack Plotnick credited as playing...
- Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage.
- Stevie: What have you ever done for me?
- Evie: Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.
- Evie: I admit my looks are starting to go.
- Coco: Starting to go? Evie, your looks are at home and in bed.
- Coco: Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
- Evie: Once, when I had my eyes done... then every day for ten years after that, why?
- Evie: What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?
- Evie: [to Varla] I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself.
- Coco: Evie.
- Evie: Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.
- Evie: [about Varla] Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
- Coco: Were you drunk?
- Evie: It was 12 noon... of course I was drunk.
- Evie: Then what is it?
- Stevie: You know what it is... that family of four that you ran down.
- Evie: It was a family of *six*, I only killed four... and who has a picnic in their own back yard?
- Coco: Evie, what do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
- Evie: [dragging on cigarette] I'm sorry, have I been staring?
- Evie: My career was going like gangbusters until that family made me run them down.
- Evie: Coco... friends?
- Coco: Are you high?
- Evie: A little bit, yes.
- Coco: Evie. You were supposed to pick me up from the hospital.
- Evie: I know, honey, but I really needed the extra sleep.
- Evie: [pointing out houses to Coco] June Allyson! You know, they offered me that Depends commercial. Lot of money, too. Just one little problem... I don't shit my pants!
- Evie: It's like stealing money for free.
- Coco: It *is* stealing money.
- [Marla pulls out a gun at Evie's party]
- Evie: Stevie, shield mommy.
- Evie: Hi, Jeff? You rammed into me today and I want seconds.
- Coco: Evie, Varla said she was sorry for what she did...
- Evie: I heard her.
- Coco: Well, don't you think you said some things you could apologize for?
- Evie: Like what?
- Coco: You said she was all binge and no purge.
- Evie: I did?
- [laughs]
- Evie: That's funny.
- Jeff: [looking at Evie's wall photographs] You knew Mary Tyler Moore?
- Evie: Very well. Funny story... she has diabetes.
- Evie: Nothing like the first puke of the day. Martini?
