Kara Hoffman credited as playing...
Sunny
- Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?
- Klaus Baudelaire: ...Our parents just died.
- Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let me do that one more time. Give me the line again! Quickly, while it's fresh in my mind!
- Klaus Baudelaire: [uncertainly] Our parents just died?
- Count Olaf: [gasps dramatically]
- Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!
- Count Olaf: [meeting the children for the first time] Ah! My dear...
- [looks at stick figures of children with names on his hands]
- Count Olaf: Violet. Enchantée!
- Violet Baudelaire: Uh... how do you do?
- Count Olaf: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! Your left side is the good one.
- [looks with disgust at Sunny]
- Count Olaf: And... what is *this*?
- Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] I'm Sunny!
- Count Olaf: I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey.
- Count Olaf: [speaking to Klaus] Why, you little...
- Sunny: [bites him]
- [speaking baby talk]
- Sunny: Back off, Parrot Face!
- Count Olaf: Ohhhh!
- [gasping]
- Sunny: [baby talk] I'll bite higher!
- Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish]
- Sunny: [baby talk] Don't mock me!
- Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish again]
- Sunny: [baby talk] Wow, you *are* nuts.
- [the Baudelaires are making Pasta Puttanesca]
- Violet Baudelaire: Sunny, how's that pot coming?
- [Sunny appears with a spitoon]
- Sunny: [subtitled] Voila!
- Klaus Baudelaire: Uh ,Sunny, that's not a pot. That's a spitoon.
- Violet Baudelaire: A spitoon? You mean like...?
- Klaus Baudelaire: [nods in disgust]
- Violet Baudelaire: We'll wash it twice.
- Mr. Poe: ...So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf, who resides right here in the city just 37 blocks away.
- Klaus Baudelaire: I don't think that's what "closest" is supposed to mean.
- Violet Baudelaire: We don't know a Count Olaf.
- Mr. Poe: Yes, yes, of course you do. He's either your third cousin four times removed or your forth cousin three times removed.
- Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Someone's BRAIN'S been removed!
- Violet Baudelaire: Sunny!
- Violet Baudelaire: [points to the bobble head "Little Elf" in the rear window of the car] Sunny - bite the head off of that elf!
- Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Love to!
- [about Aunt Josephine's deceased husband, Ike]
- Klaus Baudelaire: Did Ike die in a fire?
- Aunt Josephine: No, no, silly boy... he was eaten by leeches.
- Sunny: [non-subtitled] Okay
- Uncle Monty: We can have time for chit-chat later. What I need now is the work of a reader, an inventor, and a biter.
- Sunny: [in baby talk] My teeth are at your service, sir.