Luci Christian credited as playing...
Yukari Tanizaki • Additional Voices
- Yukari Tanizaki: [explaining why they are betting on their school basketball match] It won't be exciting unless we're betting. Besides, like hell I'm going to be exercising with no incentive or reward in sight.
- Tomo Takino: Hey, we just heard you and Miss Yukari were classmates back in high school.
- Minamo Kurosawa: Mm-hmm. We were.
- Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: Can you tell us what kind of student Miss Yukari was back then?
- Minamo Kurosawa: [laughs] Let's see...
- [giggles]
- Minamo Kurosawa: There's a lot of stories for me to choose from.
- Yukari Tanizaki: [walking past, as Nyamo suddenly seems profoundly embarrassed] Love letter! Love letter, la-la-lovey, lovey letter, Love letter! Love letter, lovey-dovey-dovey-dovey-dovey love letter! La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love-love-love letter...
- Minamo Kurosawa: [turns back to the girls from scowling at Yukari's back as she went past; now with a laugh and a blush] But most of them are pretty boring. N-not much to say...
- [turns and scowls at Yukari again]
- [Yukari has decided the best way to endear her students to her is to play basketball with them. She runs to their classroom and slams the door wide open]
- Yukari Tanizaki: [screams] Basketball!
- Students: Huh?...
- Yukari Tanizaki: Now is the basketball era! Come sweat with your teacher and live your youth to its fullest potential! I want everybody together inside the gymnasium!
- [Yukari slams the door shut and the students just stare at it for about ten seconds]
- Yukari Tanizaki: [opens the door again, screams even louder this time] Assemble now!
- [Yukari is trying to urge her class to win the sports fest]
- Tomo Takino: Hey! If we win, you should treat us all to a can of juice!
- Yukari Tanizaki: Juice, huh? Let's see... If we're looking at 120 yen a can...
- [Counting on her fingers, deep in thought, and suddenly grins and shouts out]
- Yukari Tanizaki: Okay! If you guys win, I'll treat you all!
- Koyomi Mizuhara: Just how much did you bet on this?
- Yukari Tanizaki: Yeah! Let's play a little soccer!
- Tomo Takino: Yukari, do you even know the rules?
- Yukari Tanizaki: Just leave it to me! I'm Mia Hamm.
- Tomo Takino: Huh?
- Yukari Tanizaki: I'm Mia Hamm!
- Tomo Takino: What does that mean?
- Tomo Takino: Good morning everyone! Oh no! Yukari's here? Already? I'm so totally late! Holy freakin' crap! As punishment, I'm going to stand right here in the hallway. See ya!
- [she slams the door]
- Yukari Tanizaki: I couldn't care less, you know.
- Chiyo Mihama: Well I... I uh... I don't...
- Tomo Takino: Hey!
- Yukari Tanizaki: Hmm? Okay, Miss Takino.
- Tomo Takino: I don't know the answer either! Now we're tied, Chiyo-chan! Oh yeah!
- Yukari Tanizaki: [grumplilly comes into class late] All right everyone sit down. I'm sick and tired of just being a language teacher. So today
- [scribbles on the chalk board]
- Yukari Tanizaki: I'm teaching you math.
- Koyomi Mizuhara: Math huh?
- Yukari Tanizaki: [She flips through the math book, but can't figure it out. She rewrites P.E. on black board] Okay today we're doing P.E. Everyone get outside.
- Yukari Tanizaki: In other words, it's like this yakitori. I am the meat and you're the green onions!