Nancy Novotny: Koyomi Mizuhara • Additional Voices

Azumanga Daioh: The Animation

Koyomi Mizuhara • Additional Voices

[Yomi demonstrates to the stiffly-jointed Osaka how to stretch properly before exercising]
Tomo Takino: [pinching Yomi's side] Uh-huh. Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!
Koyomi Mizuhara: [shouts] Double chop!
[hits Tomo on the head karate-chop style with both hands, knocking her to the ground]

Kagura: That Chiyo-chan really is cute. And she isn't well-known for nothing. Which is more than I can say for our school's well-known wildcat idiot.
Tomo Takino: Hi, I'm our school's well-known... who's an idiot? Why you, you big old, you Eternally-Running-Behind-Miss-Sakaki Girl!
Kagura: Yeah? So what! There's more brains in my behind than you have in your head!
Koyomi Mizuhara: [simultaneously while Tomo yells, to herself] Wildcat idiot is right.
Tomo Takino: How's that? I thought you stuffed them all in your boobs!
Kagura: At least I have boobs!
Tomo Takino: You *are* a boob!

[Osaka has hiccups that won't go away]
Koyomi Mizuhara: From what I seem to recall, hiccups happen because something is convulsing.
Chiyo Mihama: Yeah, that's it! Spasms in the diaphragm.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: Where's the diaphragm?
Chiyo Mihama: It's right underneath your lungs.
Tomo Takino: [Figuring she can help out] Riiiiiiiiight... here!
[punches Osaka in the gut]
Chiyo Mihama: Hey! Th-that's the solar plexus!

[Osaka is telling a horror story]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: Sometime last night...
[Yomi, Tomo, and Chiyo each give a quavering, worried sound]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: I was all alone in my room... when suddenly, outta nowhere...
[Tomo gulps nervously]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: The smell of a fart that wasn't mine wafted into my nose.
[the other three girls stand in dumbfounded shock for a moment]
Tomo Takino: [trembling voice] Spooky!
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: Isn't it?
Koyomi Mizuhara: [dryly] Really.

Tomo Takino: We can all become Chiyo-chan. We can wear our hair up like this
[pulls hair into pigtails]
Tomo Takino: [High voice] Hi I'm Chio-Chan, I'm a little genius, I always get 100's.
Koyomi Mizuhara: She's pissing her off now
Chiyo Mihama: [Tomo continues mocking, Chiyo udoes her pig tails] Hmph.

Koyomi Mizuhara: [the phone rings. Yomi answers] Yes?
Chiyo Mihama: Oh, Miss Yomi, are you okay? Has your fever gone down?
Koyomi Mizuhara: Yeah, quite a bit.
Chiyo Mihama: You really shouldn't get carried away and fall asleep naked. Bad girl!
Koyomi Mizuhara: [Yomi sits up on her bed] Wait a sec! Who told you that? Tomo? Did Tomo say that?
Chiyo Mihama: What? Oh...
Koyomi Mizuhara: Get her on the phone right now!

Koyomi Mizuhara: [Yomi answers the phone] Hello?
Tomo Takino: Hello? Oh, Yomi? We're getting on a rollercoaster now! I'm gonna broadcast to you live!
[Yomi gets mad, hangs up, and goes to sleep]

Yukari Tanizaki: [grumplilly comes into class late] All right everyone sit down. I'm sick and tired of just being a language teacher. So today
[scribbles on the chalk board]
Yukari Tanizaki: I'm teaching you math.
Koyomi Mizuhara: Math huh?
Yukari Tanizaki: [She flips through the math book, but can't figure it out. She rewrites P.E. on black board] Okay today we're doing P.E. Everyone get outside.

Chiyo Mihama: [at the summer home] Okay then, I'll open the door now. If I were to lose this key right now, we wouldn't be able to get into the house.
[Tomo takes the key out of her hand and hurls it]
Tomo Takino: [pause] I did it!
Koyomi Mizuhara: BUT WHAT THE HELL FOR?