Sebastian Spence credited as playing...
Timmy Callahan
- Timmy Callahan: You have no appreciation for my integrity at all, do you?
- Donald Strachey: I *love* your integrity. You want to take it to an empty room, we can try it with the rubber gloves?
- Timmy Callahan: You're disgusting.
- Donald Strachey: That's why you love me.
- Donald Strachey: [Whispered] Just go talk to him!
- Timmy Callahan: [Whispered] Why can't you do it?
- Donald Strachey: [Whispered] Because the last time he saw me he tried to beat my brains in with a tire iron and he may want to finish the job! Just go!
- John Rutka: How's Senator Glassman these days?
- Timmy Callahan: How did you know that...
- John Rutka: That you're her Chief Aid? It's my job to know these things. She's got a good voting record on gay rights. Wish the rest of the state senate was like her.
- Timmy Callahan: Oh good! So maybe you won't feel obliged to destroy her and I'll get to keep my job.
- John Rutka: I do what I do for the good of us all.
- Timmy Callahan: Yeah. You're a regular Mother Teresa.
- Donald Strachey: O-kay. Timmy, I think maybe you need to take Doctor Watson for a walk.
- Timmy Callahan: I just did.
- Donald Strachey: I think he needs to go again.
- Timmy Callahan: Okay. Excuse me, while I out my dog for the good of us all.
- Timmy Callahan: Don... when I... when I'm gone...
- Donald Strachey: Shh-shh-shh!
- Timmy Callahan: Just listen to me. I don't want you to be alone. I want you to find someone. Someone... fat and ugly with a very small penis.
- Donald Strachey: [grinning] You bitch.