Abigail Breslin credited as playing...
Olive
- Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
- Pageant MC: Aww, that is so sweet.
- [Audience applauds]
- Pageant MC: Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?
- Olive: In the trunk of our car.
- Olive: Why were you unhappy?
- Frank: I fell in love with someone...
- [interrupted by Grandpa blowing his nose]
- Frank: ...who didn't love me back.
- Olive: Who?
- Frank: One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him.
- Olive: *Him*? You fell in love with a boy?
- Frank: Very much so.
- Olive: That's silly.
- Frank: You're right it was silly. It was very silly
- Grandpa: That's another word for it.
- Olive: Do you eat ice cream?
- Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.
- Olive: [going over eye test pamphlets] Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision!
- Sheryl: I bet he does...
- Olive: Now, let's see if you're colorblind.
- [opens the pamphlet]
- Olive: What's the letter in the circle?
- [Dwayne looks confused]
- Olive: No in the circle. The letter... in the circle?
- Frank: Can you see a letter, Dwayne?
- Olive: It's an A. See? Right there?
- Frank: It's bright green.
- [to himself]
- Frank: Oh man.
- [Dwayne scribbles anxiously on his notepad - "What?"]
- Frank: Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.
- [pause, Dwayne holds up his notepad again - "What?"]
- Frank: You can't fly jets if you're colorblind.
- [Dwayne starts to panic, starts hitting the window and the chair in front of him, he then attempts to open the door]
- Olive: Can I get the, uh, waffles? And, um, what does "a la mode-y" mean?
- Diner Waitress: Oh that means it comes with ice cream!
- Olive: Ok. A la mode-y then.