Jeff Daniels credited as playing...
Travis Gornicke
- Travis Gornicke: Tuesday's meatloaf, after that we're goin' to sit around and watch "Ernest Goes To Jail".
- Billy Gornicke: It is Fuuuu-nny!
- Bob Munro: It's a classic!...
- Bob Munro: So where do you park your hat?
- Travis Gornicke: Behind that wheel there, that's our bus.
- Jamie Munro: Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school?
- Marie Jo Gornicke: Home schooling.
- Bob Munro: This next question may seem personal but how do you...
- Travis Gornicke: Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather.
- Marie Jo Gornicke: In prison he's getting the help he needs.
- Travis Gornicke: My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon.
- Moon Gornicke: Hey, y'all.
- Bob Munro: Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong.
- Travis Gornicke: She was named after Warren Moon. He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers.
- Bob Munro: Well, this is my wife, Jamie. Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl. Named after Karl Marx, socialist, some would say the father of modern communism.
- Travis Gornicke: Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus.
- Bob Munro: Really? Hooking?
- [long awkward pause]
- Travis Gornicke: Funny.
- Travis Gornicke: Here's where you made your critical mistake. You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest.
- Bob Munro: They're not the ones covered in fecal matter.
- Travis Gornicke: That's a good point.
- Travis Gornicke: Let's see. Earl and Billy you met.
- Earl Gornicke: Hi, I'm Earl.
- Billy Gornicke: And I'm not.