JoJo credited as playing...
Cassie Munro
- Cassie Munro: Maybe we can feed Carl to the raccoon.
- Carl Munro: Maybe we can feed him you, he might be on the south bitch diet.
- Bob Munro: That's a good one son.
- Cassie Munro: Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave.
- Carl Munro: Why don't we feed him you, maybe he's on a south bitch diet.
- Jamie Munro: I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
- Cassie Munro: What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
- Bob Munro: Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
- Cassie Munro: The Big Turd.
- Carl Munro: The Big Rolling Turd?
- Bob Munro: In that spirit, we set forth.
- Earl Gornicke: So, do you have a boyfriend?
- Cassie Munro: Yeah, actually, I'm engaged.
- Earl Gornicke: Unlikely.
- Cassie, age 5: Daddy?
- Bob Munro: Yeah, baby?
- Cassie, age 5: I'm never gonna get married.
- Bob Munro: Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
- Cassie, age 5: Because I always want to live here with you.
- Bob Munro: Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
- [kisses forehead]
- Cassie Munro: [Scene switch] Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
- Bob Munro: Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
- Cassie Munro: I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
- Bob Munro: Because it's a stupid way.
- Jamie Munro: You're lost, aren't you?
- Bob Munro: Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house is. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.
- Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
- Jamie Munro: What?
- Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
- Cassie Munro: Dad.
- Bob Munro: Yeah?
- Cassie Munro: I get it.
- Bob Munro: What?
- Cassie Munro: Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.
- Bob Munro: Hey, check this out. It's called the "pop-out."
- Bob Munro: [starts to open the pop-out] Whoa, where are you?
- [chuckles]
- Bob Munro: How cool was that?
- Cassie Munro: [sarcastically] Macarena cool.
- Carl Munro: Dad! The toilet's backed up!
- [they look down into the toilet]
- Bob Munro: Carl, what did you eat?
- Carl Munro: Dad, it's not mine.
- [they recoil; outside the RV, slimy, brown sewage drips out through a pipe]
- Bob Munro: Here's the problem. The sewage tank's overflowing.
- Cassie Munro: And it's not even our sewage! It's leftover!
- Cassie Munro: What happened to Hawaii?
- Bob Munro: Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid.
- Cassie Munro: Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.
- Carl Munro: Now what do we do?
- Cassie Munro: Hey, I know! Let's go to the beach and go surfing. Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. We're where NASA faked the moon landing.
- Carl Munro: I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper.
- Cassie Munro: You are so disgusting.
- Carl Munro: Dad! The toilet's backed up!