Doon Mackichan credited as playing...
Carol Jackson • Various • Police Officer
- Martin Jackson: Carol, that fireman says you shagged him!
- Carol Jackson: Which one?
- Martin Jackson: That one!
- [points to a fireman]
- Carol Jackson: Oh, no, I didn't shag that one.
- Martin Jackson: Ha ha. Unlucky!
- Martin Jackson: I'm not fly.
- Carol Jackson: You're not fly!
- Martin Jackson: I'm a math teacher.
- Carol Jackson: You're a math teacher.
- Martin Jackson: And that's plenty cool enough.
- Carol Jackson: You're a math teacher.
- Carol Jackson: [after Iqbal gets a big bag of money] Please tell me you will be spending that money on books.
- Iqbal: If by books you mean windsurfing lessons, then yes!