Willem Dafoe credited as playing...
Captain John Darius
- [Inside the "war room" van, Detective Keith Frazier finally accepts a call from Dalton Russell]
- Dalton Russell: I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time.
- Keith Frazier: And?
- Dalton Russell: You know what happens if you don't. Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year - or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation? Here's a hint. It's a trick question.
- [they both hang up]
- Keith Frazier: What the hell was that? Playing games, now?
- Captain John Darius: [realizing] It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton.
- Mobile Command Officer Berk: Yeah, that's, that's right.
- Captain John Darius: No trees were cut down.
- Mobile Command Officer Rourke: Are you sure?
- Captain John Darius: Yeah. One hundred percent.
- Keith Frazier: Okay.
- [He dials Dalton's number again. The phone rings. Dalton picks it up]
- Keith Frazier: I got it.
- Det. Bill Mitchell: Wait a second, wait a second.
- Keith Frazier: Call you back.
- [Both Frazier and Dalton hang up their phones]
- Det. Bill Mitchell: It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.
- Keith Frazier: They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?
- Det. Bill Mitchell: Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now.
- Keith Frazier: They both weigh the same. Got it.
- [Dalton picks up the phone]
- Dalton Russell: Well?
- Keith Frazier: They both weigh the same.
- Dalton Russell: [with evil nonchalance] This time, send sandwiches.
- Keith Frazier: Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks.
- Captain John Darius: Five bucks?
- Keith Frazier: It was Tiajuana. Don't ask.