Kirsten Dunst credited as playing...
Alison Olsen
- Sidney Young: What's the greatest film ever made?
- Alison Olsen: It's hard to say. I mean, I personally love La Dolce Vita...
- Sidney Young: [Imitates game show buzzer] Incorrect!
- Sidney Young: [Continues, dead pan] Con Air.
- Alison Olsen: [a bit perplexed] I beg your pardon?
- Sidney Young: Con Air, right? It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?
- Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
- Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.
- Sidney Young: Hey, "keep true to the dreams of thy youth."
- Alison Olsen: Is that "Troy" again?
- Sidney Young: It's Schiller.
- Alison Olsen: You know what I don't understand? You're so desperate to get a story in the magazine, so why wouldn't you play ball with Eleanor, write the puff piece?
- Sidney Young: I just, I resent being bribed to gush sycophantically about a star. I choose to gush sycophantically.
- Sidney Young: Here's something you gotta understand. I'm not really one of you.
- Alison Olsen: By "you" do you mean human?
- Sidney Young: No, I mean one of the glossy posse. You know, a bunch of zombies writing about, ooo, pets of the stars, acting like they're working for the U.N. I'm here to shake things up.