Harland Williams credited as playing...
Rip
- Rip: [to Tyler] Well, well, well, if it isn't old Southern Cali again. Aren't you, uh, running a little late for your spray-on tan appointment? The old Ripter's got a little beach recipe for you. First, you add a little take a hike, and you blend in a little asshole. You know what I call it? Take a hike, asshole.
- Rip: Look, Larry, if you're gonna rip with the big boys, you got to learn to understand women.
- Taz: Uh, not the best advice, Ripster. Dude's a total virgin.
- Mo: Yeah, man. The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx.
- Rip: Is that true, Larry?
- Larry: No. Actually I didn't catch Booty Call. I had an S.A.T. review course. And mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a potty-mouth.
- Rip: Larry, are you a virgin, man?
- Larry: Yes.
- Rip: Wow, man. I haven't seen one of you around here since "Grinder Teeth" took out little Jimmy McGee behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.
- Rip: The way I see it, you got two choices here. You can sit around all mopey-faced like your grandmother got her ass cheek ripped of by a hammerhead shark, or you can hope that tomorrow the surf gods grant you a tasty curl out there, all right?