Chris Sanders: Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Stitch

Stitch: [Lilo's finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] She's touching me! She's touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.
Stitch: AAGH! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!
Lilo: Not touching!
Stitch: TOUCHING ME!
Lilo: It's free air!
[Stitch angrily growls and then licks Lilo]
Lilo: EW!

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [Sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Lilo: [chicken walks by] That's it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!
Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he's not.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [approaches containment chamber] Oh, can it be? Have I done it?
Stitch: [uncurls, looks around] Ooh...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: So cute. So fluffy, even.
[Jumba stares into glass, Stitch sniffs around]
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where did I go wrong?
Stitch: [Stitch growls, jumps wildly around glass]
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Ha-ha-ha, what a relief.

Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley enters the living room, wering a woman's hat, an orange wig, and a blue-and-purple floral print dress] Where is she? Whe-ere is she?
Stitch: Wow.
Kumu: Ai kapulu.
Agent Pleakley: There's our precious little angel, who must be the victim of a huge misunderstanding.
Nani: [worriedly] Oh no, no...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where is she?
Nani: Jumba, what are you doing?
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Don't worry, the cavalry has arrived, heh. There she is!
[Nani tries to stop Jumba]
Nani: No, no, no, no...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Please, somebody give this kid gold star, she's so good!
[Jumba gives Lilo and Pleakley a group hug]
Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley shakes Kumu's hand] I don't believe we've met. This is Uncle Jumba, and I'm... Auntie Pleakley, enchanté.
Nani: On second thought, Kumu, I think we should talk outside.
Agent Pleakley: It's not polite to interrupt your auntie.

Nani: [goes upstairs to Lilo's bedroom] Guys, family fun night. Everything's ready. Let's - What's going on?
Lilo Pelekai: We're increasing the flow of blood to our brains to make us think. We've only got 1 day and 23 hours...
Stitch: And 16 minutes
Lilo Pelekai: ...and 16 minutes left to come up with the winning idea, so please leave us alone to think.
Stitch: Please.
Nani: Oh, you'll figure it out, and if you ask me, it's a perfect time to take a break.
Lilo Pelekai, Stitch: Pass.
Nani: I said, if you ask me...
Lilo Pelekai: We kinda didn't ask you.
Nani: That's it, you two! I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, and whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun. Fun, fun, fun!

Lilo: [angry at Stitch, she chases him down the stairs until he closes the door]
[she pounds on it]
Lilo: Open this door, trog!
Stitch: [mocking singsong] Who's there?
Nani: [annoyed by noise] Stitch! Open the door.