Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.
- Claire: I'm three months pregnant.
- Marshall: [surprised] Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.
- [nervously smiles, then walks away]
- Lily: You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?
- Marshall: It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!
- Lily: Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?
- Marvin Eriksen Sr.: Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.
- Marcus Eriksen: The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.
- Lily: Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.
- [Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]
- Marshall: Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.
- Lily: Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!
- [Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]
- Lily: [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]