Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester • Michael • Demon Dean • Dean Smith • Leviathan • Shapeshifter
- Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
- [Dean nods]
- Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
- Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
- Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
- Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
- Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
- Dean Winchester: Come on, man. I know Sam, okay? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.
- Dean Winchester: Damn cops.
- Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.
- Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- [Dean stares blankly]
- Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
- Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!
- Dean Winchester: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
- Sam Winchester: Oh, come on.
- Dean Winchester: It's killing me!
- Sam Winchester: Let it go.
- Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
- Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
- Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.
- Sam Winchester: Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him.
- Dean Winchester: You're such a stickler for details, Sammy.
- Dean Winchester: [Looking at the haunted hotel] We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.
- Lucifer: Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.
- Dean Winchester: Well, I'll alert the media.
- [Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half open window]
- Dean Winchester: Oh, sorry!
- Sam Winchester: OK, be quiet.
- Dean Winchester: Me be quiet? You be quiet!